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GH 9/3: Rome Is Burning (but only when it pees)

Nurse's Station:  Lisa is up and around but wobbly. She and Stephen chat. He tells her to take a break ... << MORE >>

GH 9/2: Ay yi yi, But This Storyline Isn't Rome SO GET ON WITH IT ALREADY

Anyone wanna play $25,000 Pyramid with me?

The OJ Simpson trial, the search for Jimmy Hoffa, Moby ...
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GH 9/1: Rome Wasn't Built in a Day

Johnny's Room:  Olivia sits by Johnny's bed and wipes her snot and tears on the back of his hands. This wakes him ... << MORE >>

GH 8/31: I Do This Because I Love You

Loft:  Brooke spills the beans and feeds them to the cat she let out of the bag that Carly paid her to ... << MORE >>

GH 8/27: how 'bout breaking off that 12 inch stiletto and use it as a splint

Cabin:  Sam n Jason are still trapped. She throws a pouty tantrum when he gets annoyed again that she keeps trying to ... << MORE >>

GH 8/26: Hey Baby, Let Me Tell You all My Troubles

Kelly's:  Brooke feigns innocence when Michael accuses her of being a Spy Hooker. She acts like it's preposterous. Michael is all "nope. ... << MORE >>

GH 8/25: Coffee Break

Loft:  Dante wakes up and snuggles Looloo, but it's Brooke, and she says he was amazing last night. Then Dante wakes with ... << MORE >>

GH 8/24: Sonnneeeee, you'e got some 'splainin' to do!

Van:  Sam and Jason have gotten out of the car and start wandering around outside.  Faceless Cop Guy explains how he apparently ... << MORE >>

GH 8/23: The Nanny might as well be a juniper tree

Emma's Cottage:  Robin and Patrick come home and learn from their preposterously stupid nanny that she let someone take a baby out ... << MORE >>

GH 8/19: Brenda is Towanga's cousin

Loft: Dante wakes up with a gruesome hangover. Michael is standing over him and tells him he was either drunk or high ... << MORE >>