GH 1/26: February 14th, will Liz have exhibited morning sickness before or after this date? taking bets
Docks: Loo lashes out at Nik asking how he can do this. Nik's feeble comeback is he knows it was wrong and he's sorry. "I erased Project Runway from your DVR, and now you have to catch up online. I'm sorry." That's how passionate his apology sounds.
Jason's Penthouse: Carly is Making It All About Me and telling Jason that he doesn't need to deal with the serial killer who kidnapped her and can have her child put in prison for life. he needs to get rid of the thing she's really scared of: his connection to Liz.
Corinthaus: Michael reiterates that Dante is working with the cops and could take Sonny down from the inside out. It bores me that Michael didn't just kill Dante with the buoy bell. This show never follows through on promises. We've been hearing the clang clang of both the buoy and Michael's insanity for years, but when they have the chance to make it powerful, they write about tatttle tales instead.
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GH: Robin and Patrick scmoop a bit. Ethan and Lisa roll Mike the Waitress in.
Docks: Loo says she couldn't figure out why Lucky is drinking again. That nik was in love wth Liz was lame, but not a knock out punch. Nik continues to be so pissed off that anyone has anything bad to say about him b/c gawd, he's like totally sorry. Anyone ever watch those twits on my super obnoxious sweet 16? He sounds like one of those ding dongs. Loo, conversely, sounds like the mother that those idiot womenchildren need to have.
Jason's Penthouse; Carly says the stable life Jason wanted for Jakeson is imploding. Jason says they don't know anything for a fact. Carly: "an angry, drunk pill addict and a lying nymphomaniac. What part of that is best for your son." ha! those were her exact words. Carly is a maniac, but that sentence would give even Lincoln and Douglas pause in a debate.
Olivia's Chocolate Apartment: blah blah Dante is so torn up b/c he has to destroy Mahatma Corinthos. Sonny of Arc.
Corinthaus: I do love that Michael also inherited Sonny's cruel, manipulative, jealous streak that he can't just bring the news about Dante's betrayal in a simple, logical, factual form that Sonny can't deny. I also love that Sonny is so endlessly incompetent as a father and a human being that he hears Michael's words and assumes that once again, some jealous person is so in love with him that they are acting like a reality exists other than the one Sonny knows to be true...that the sun rises and sets based on Sonny's need for it to be so. This nonsense about anyone not wanting Sonny to have all he wants...that's just the stuff that Carly, Alexis, Brenda, Lily...that's just stuff jealous people say when he gets too awesome. Sonny condescends that he knows what it's like to love him so much that it's easy to think that people are out to get him just b/c they don't worship at his altar, but that of course Dante loves and worships him with all his might. Michael sees, perhaps for the first time, that his father is not all that awesome and in fact is not capable of thinking of anyone but The Sonny.
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Docks: Nik insists that no one should ever blame St. Liz for anything, he's the aggressor. Loo awesomely cuts through the bullshit (pardon my Texan) "so where did you sleep together the first time?" ha! Nik stammers and asks what she means. Loo wins enough love points from me to be my favorite through February sweeps by going on this tirade and pointing out that Nik didn't drag her by her hair. She had free will, and she went to him as much as he went to her, and he can take his need to put her on the same stupid pedestal Lucky had her on, and he can cram it sideways. I'm totally paraphrasing, but it's similarly satisfying. She tells him plainly that this thing he's doing, this gross, chivalrous thing he's doing, is just more of the same bullchit betrayal he's heaped on their family.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason gives Carly The Hand and says don't call Liz names. Carly hypocritically blathers on and on about sleeping with brothers. (Michael elsewhere, gets goosebumps). Jason yells he's not Jakeson's father, and he'll never be. Meanwhile, Pointless Sam shows up and every puts on weird sad, hang dog faces.
Corinthaus: Michael proves how much A Sonny he has become by not giving a fig any longer that Sonny's life is in danger. All he cares about is that there is anything in the universe that anyone cares about more than him. Sonny is angry at oxygen is my point, and so is Michael. Michael says he realizes that Sonny doesn't care only for him, so he's not going to smother him with a pillow, he's not going to chop his head off. He's going to simply leave the room, knowing an undercover cop is about to send Sonny to prison for several life sentences. It's not violent, it's not bloody. It's technically the right thing to do. But Michael is not doing it b/c he thinks Sonny is guilty or wrong or amoral. He's doing it b/c he's a sociopath.
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Olivia's Chocolate apartment: Olivia rushes out the door to find Smoking Hot Johnny wanting to slowly bring her to multiple orgasms and take her out to sushi, in whatever order she demands. Olivia, aka Stupidest Woman On the Face Of The Earth, has to rush out to once again third-assedly stop Sonny from killing her son.
Lakehouse: Gross, is Keifer still here? hate that guy. They are sweet and cute with each other, and really, this scene alone, I'd think they were adorable and love them. Michael bursts in, and Keifer throws a Favre-ian level of drama queen pout and takes off. Sorry, Keifer, did you want us all to sit around until you were sure you were re-signing with a team? Michael wants to gossip about their horrible father who wouldn't even notice if they'd been molested.
Jason's Penthouse: Carly turns on the waterworks and says she really only cares about him. I only care about you (and your always being wrapped around my finger, she implies). Sam says something must have hit the fan. She wonders something about Lucky and Liz and I can't tell if she's throwing one or both under the bus.
Nurse's Station: hahahahahahahaha! Liz shows up to work in her gorgeous silk scarf. Hi, writers! blah blah something about patients. Loo storms in "you faithless, lying slut! How dare you sleep with both of my brothers." ha! whatever, all y'all that don't like words like slut. Here's a test: I've been sleeping with your husband. He goes out of his way not to have boring sex with you so that he can do me twice. and we laugh together about how bad you are in bed. What word ya gonna call me? Puleaze that words like slut shouldn't be used.
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GH: Ethan pipes in to say wait, hold on....but instead of stopping it, he just rushes forward to get a better seat. ha! He accuses Liz of sending Rebecca to Paris. Sonny and Patrick and Robin all just listen. Loo says hilarious stuff like "oh, I bought into that stupid Muskateer bullshit." ha. Liz, I gotta say, she's a champ in that she just takes it on the chin like she should. Ethan says it's enough. Loo scoffs that Liz's Halo act still works with others, but not with her. She leans forward, and in case you can't hear her, she says Liz is a lying slut. She clip clops off while Liz's eyes fill with the tears.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason muses about what to do about Jakeson. Sam says she'd love to get to know his son, but it's really his decision. Useful as ever, Sam.
Lakehouse: Kristina points out that Dante will end up dead if Michael presses this. Michael says he can't let Dante take down Sonny. Kristina says he should go to Jax for help. ha! Aw, Kristina is embarassingly stupid. I didn't know until today.
Jax's Office: Jax and Dante gossip about what a loser Sonny is. Jax also lays it out that he won't be involved in Jason's downfall b/c Carly loves Jason more than sex and chocolate (and thus obviously more than him or her children). She can deal with his involvement in helping bring down Sonny, but Jason is off limits. It's weird that on this show, that seems highly evolved to me.
Cafe Interrogate: Olivia meets with that guy, and I can't remember what he does...the FBI, I guess? He was on Another World back in the day. She wants to talk.
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Nurse's Station: Ethan asks Liz how she is. She timidly asks if he can bear talking to her. He says he knows that people are capable of much, and he doesn't need to judge them. He offers to get her home safely. She halfbitchfaces and agrees.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason admits that if fate steps up, he wants to make sure Jakeson gets the best shot. Sam asks what he believes that is. Jason says he knows Liz and Lucky are good parents, and he doesn't hold it against Lucky if he had a drink in this situation. Sam continues to ask questions, and Jason says that he still thinks Liz and Lucky, even if they are estranged and dropping buildings on each other like Alan and Monica, they are still better for Jakeson than he can be. AJ's corpse laughs bitterly.
Jax's Office: Michael rushes in and bursts out that Dante is an undercover cop.
Cafe Interrogate: Olivia demands that FBI Another World Guy drop the case, or she'll blow it up that Dante is a cop. She leaves, and FBI Guy calls someone and says they have to move now on Sonny.
Dante's Apartment: Dante answers a knock at the door. Looloo rushes in and wraps her arms around him. After a moment or two, she pulls away and says her life keeps not making sense, and she thought of him to go to, and she needs to know where she stands. He blinks at her and softly asks if she's serious about not understanding his feelings, "I love you."
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Jason's Penthouse: Jason and Sam continue to wonder if maybe they can shove Jakeson up into her shoulder uterus and then squirt him out and pretend he's theirs. Sonny shows up, so Sam skeedaddles like a good labrodoodle. Sonny tells Jason about Michael's claim that Dante is a cop. Sonny thinks maybe an investigation is warranted.
Olivia's Chocolate Apartment: Olivia comes home and is relaxed b/c she's is as stupid as she is beautiful and she believes everything is going to be fine.
Jax's Office: Jax cruelly tells Michael that he'll pull in a few favors and look into this. Then he totally busts out a mobster level of awful and says that with Jocelyn's christening coming up, Carly is stressed, so Michael can't talk to anyone about his suspicions. Jax hasn't been so hot since he took Lois up in a plane a decade ago.
Dante's Room: Looloo starts to yammer, and Dante calls her on her blathering and says he just said he loves her. She gulps and says she loves him too. They kiss and kiss and walk and kiss towards the bed, blindly and instinctively making their way there. The phone rings, and she smiles and nods he should answer b/c she's not her slut of a sister in law who nods while the father of her baby gets a call to murder people, she's a woman in love who loves a man who gets a call from the FBI about saving civilization. It's that FBI guy who says they have to move on Sonny right now. Dante hangs up and says she has to go. She's confused, and he stammers and says that really, it's best for her if she just leave. She stares at him and says they've already done this. He's already once told her to go, but clearly he wanted her all this time. He tries not to blink, and he tries to look mean, and he tells her that she has to go. She's not her sister in law, so she doesn't throw herself at bad-for-her, so she leaves, under protest, but she leaves.
and what this scene shows is that you can have a scene where a powerful man breaks a young woman's heart, but it doesn't have to be because she sucks and he's powerful. She's a wonderful woman who's fallen for a good man. His job isn't powerful, unless you consider ridding the world of criminals to be powerful. It's still a man telling a woman what to do, but it's not demeaning women or even humans. Cops gotta catch robbers. Still dramatic and hot. in my book at least.
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Jason's Penthouse: Carly is Making It All About Me and telling Jason that he doesn't need to deal with the serial killer who kidnapped her and can have her child put in prison for life. he needs to get rid of the thing she's really scared of: his connection to Liz.
Corinthaus: Michael reiterates that Dante is working with the cops and could take Sonny down from the inside out. It bores me that Michael didn't just kill Dante with the buoy bell. This show never follows through on promises. We've been hearing the clang clang of both the buoy and Michael's insanity for years, but when they have the chance to make it powerful, they write about tatttle tales instead.
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GH: Robin and Patrick scmoop a bit. Ethan and Lisa roll Mike the Waitress in.
Docks: Loo says she couldn't figure out why Lucky is drinking again. That nik was in love wth Liz was lame, but not a knock out punch. Nik continues to be so pissed off that anyone has anything bad to say about him b/c gawd, he's like totally sorry. Anyone ever watch those twits on my super obnoxious sweet 16? He sounds like one of those ding dongs. Loo, conversely, sounds like the mother that those idiot womenchildren need to have.
Jason's Penthouse; Carly says the stable life Jason wanted for Jakeson is imploding. Jason says they don't know anything for a fact. Carly: "an angry, drunk pill addict and a lying nymphomaniac. What part of that is best for your son." ha! those were her exact words. Carly is a maniac, but that sentence would give even Lincoln and Douglas pause in a debate.
Olivia's Chocolate Apartment: blah blah Dante is so torn up b/c he has to destroy Mahatma Corinthos. Sonny of Arc.
Corinthaus: I do love that Michael also inherited Sonny's cruel, manipulative, jealous streak that he can't just bring the news about Dante's betrayal in a simple, logical, factual form that Sonny can't deny. I also love that Sonny is so endlessly incompetent as a father and a human being that he hears Michael's words and assumes that once again, some jealous person is so in love with him that they are acting like a reality exists other than the one Sonny knows to be true...that the sun rises and sets based on Sonny's need for it to be so. This nonsense about anyone not wanting Sonny to have all he wants...that's just the stuff that Carly, Alexis, Brenda, Lily...that's just stuff jealous people say when he gets too awesome. Sonny condescends that he knows what it's like to love him so much that it's easy to think that people are out to get him just b/c they don't worship at his altar, but that of course Dante loves and worships him with all his might. Michael sees, perhaps for the first time, that his father is not all that awesome and in fact is not capable of thinking of anyone but The Sonny.
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Docks: Nik insists that no one should ever blame St. Liz for anything, he's the aggressor. Loo awesomely cuts through the bullshit (pardon my Texan) "so where did you sleep together the first time?" ha! Nik stammers and asks what she means. Loo wins enough love points from me to be my favorite through February sweeps by going on this tirade and pointing out that Nik didn't drag her by her hair. She had free will, and she went to him as much as he went to her, and he can take his need to put her on the same stupid pedestal Lucky had her on, and he can cram it sideways. I'm totally paraphrasing, but it's similarly satisfying. She tells him plainly that this thing he's doing, this gross, chivalrous thing he's doing, is just more of the same bullchit betrayal he's heaped on their family.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason gives Carly The Hand and says don't call Liz names. Carly hypocritically blathers on and on about sleeping with brothers. (Michael elsewhere, gets goosebumps). Jason yells he's not Jakeson's father, and he'll never be. Meanwhile, Pointless Sam shows up and every puts on weird sad, hang dog faces.
Corinthaus: Michael proves how much A Sonny he has become by not giving a fig any longer that Sonny's life is in danger. All he cares about is that there is anything in the universe that anyone cares about more than him. Sonny is angry at oxygen is my point, and so is Michael. Michael says he realizes that Sonny doesn't care only for him, so he's not going to smother him with a pillow, he's not going to chop his head off. He's going to simply leave the room, knowing an undercover cop is about to send Sonny to prison for several life sentences. It's not violent, it's not bloody. It's technically the right thing to do. But Michael is not doing it b/c he thinks Sonny is guilty or wrong or amoral. He's doing it b/c he's a sociopath.
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Olivia's Chocolate apartment: Olivia rushes out the door to find Smoking Hot Johnny wanting to slowly bring her to multiple orgasms and take her out to sushi, in whatever order she demands. Olivia, aka Stupidest Woman On the Face Of The Earth, has to rush out to once again third-assedly stop Sonny from killing her son.
Lakehouse: Gross, is Keifer still here? hate that guy. They are sweet and cute with each other, and really, this scene alone, I'd think they were adorable and love them. Michael bursts in, and Keifer throws a Favre-ian level of drama queen pout and takes off. Sorry, Keifer, did you want us all to sit around until you were sure you were re-signing with a team? Michael wants to gossip about their horrible father who wouldn't even notice if they'd been molested.
Jason's Penthouse: Carly turns on the waterworks and says she really only cares about him. I only care about you (and your always being wrapped around my finger, she implies). Sam says something must have hit the fan. She wonders something about Lucky and Liz and I can't tell if she's throwing one or both under the bus.
Nurse's Station: hahahahahahahaha! Liz shows up to work in her gorgeous silk scarf. Hi, writers! blah blah something about patients. Loo storms in "you faithless, lying slut! How dare you sleep with both of my brothers." ha! whatever, all y'all that don't like words like slut. Here's a test: I've been sleeping with your husband. He goes out of his way not to have boring sex with you so that he can do me twice. and we laugh together about how bad you are in bed. What word ya gonna call me? Puleaze that words like slut shouldn't be used.
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GH: Ethan pipes in to say wait, hold on....but instead of stopping it, he just rushes forward to get a better seat. ha! He accuses Liz of sending Rebecca to Paris. Sonny and Patrick and Robin all just listen. Loo says hilarious stuff like "oh, I bought into that stupid Muskateer bullshit." ha. Liz, I gotta say, she's a champ in that she just takes it on the chin like she should. Ethan says it's enough. Loo scoffs that Liz's Halo act still works with others, but not with her. She leans forward, and in case you can't hear her, she says Liz is a lying slut. She clip clops off while Liz's eyes fill with the tears.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason muses about what to do about Jakeson. Sam says she'd love to get to know his son, but it's really his decision. Useful as ever, Sam.
Lakehouse: Kristina points out that Dante will end up dead if Michael presses this. Michael says he can't let Dante take down Sonny. Kristina says he should go to Jax for help. ha! Aw, Kristina is embarassingly stupid. I didn't know until today.
Jax's Office: Jax and Dante gossip about what a loser Sonny is. Jax also lays it out that he won't be involved in Jason's downfall b/c Carly loves Jason more than sex and chocolate (and thus obviously more than him or her children). She can deal with his involvement in helping bring down Sonny, but Jason is off limits. It's weird that on this show, that seems highly evolved to me.
Cafe Interrogate: Olivia meets with that guy, and I can't remember what he does...the FBI, I guess? He was on Another World back in the day. She wants to talk.
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Nurse's Station: Ethan asks Liz how she is. She timidly asks if he can bear talking to her. He says he knows that people are capable of much, and he doesn't need to judge them. He offers to get her home safely. She halfbitchfaces and agrees.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason admits that if fate steps up, he wants to make sure Jakeson gets the best shot. Sam asks what he believes that is. Jason says he knows Liz and Lucky are good parents, and he doesn't hold it against Lucky if he had a drink in this situation. Sam continues to ask questions, and Jason says that he still thinks Liz and Lucky, even if they are estranged and dropping buildings on each other like Alan and Monica, they are still better for Jakeson than he can be. AJ's corpse laughs bitterly.
Jax's Office: Michael rushes in and bursts out that Dante is an undercover cop.
Cafe Interrogate: Olivia demands that FBI Another World Guy drop the case, or she'll blow it up that Dante is a cop. She leaves, and FBI Guy calls someone and says they have to move now on Sonny.
Dante's Apartment: Dante answers a knock at the door. Looloo rushes in and wraps her arms around him. After a moment or two, she pulls away and says her life keeps not making sense, and she thought of him to go to, and she needs to know where she stands. He blinks at her and softly asks if she's serious about not understanding his feelings, "I love you."
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Jason's Penthouse: Jason and Sam continue to wonder if maybe they can shove Jakeson up into her shoulder uterus and then squirt him out and pretend he's theirs. Sonny shows up, so Sam skeedaddles like a good labrodoodle. Sonny tells Jason about Michael's claim that Dante is a cop. Sonny thinks maybe an investigation is warranted.
Olivia's Chocolate Apartment: Olivia comes home and is relaxed b/c she's is as stupid as she is beautiful and she believes everything is going to be fine.
Jax's Office: Jax cruelly tells Michael that he'll pull in a few favors and look into this. Then he totally busts out a mobster level of awful and says that with Jocelyn's christening coming up, Carly is stressed, so Michael can't talk to anyone about his suspicions. Jax hasn't been so hot since he took Lois up in a plane a decade ago.
Dante's Room: Looloo starts to yammer, and Dante calls her on her blathering and says he just said he loves her. She gulps and says she loves him too. They kiss and kiss and walk and kiss towards the bed, blindly and instinctively making their way there. The phone rings, and she smiles and nods he should answer b/c she's not her slut of a sister in law who nods while the father of her baby gets a call to murder people, she's a woman in love who loves a man who gets a call from the FBI about saving civilization. It's that FBI guy who says they have to move on Sonny right now. Dante hangs up and says she has to go. She's confused, and he stammers and says that really, it's best for her if she just leave. She stares at him and says they've already done this. He's already once told her to go, but clearly he wanted her all this time. He tries not to blink, and he tries to look mean, and he tells her that she has to go. She's not her sister in law, so she doesn't throw herself at bad-for-her, so she leaves, under protest, but she leaves.
and what this scene shows is that you can have a scene where a powerful man breaks a young woman's heart, but it doesn't have to be because she sucks and he's powerful. She's a wonderful woman who's fallen for a good man. His job isn't powerful, unless you consider ridding the world of criminals to be powerful. It's still a man telling a woman what to do, but it's not demeaning women or even humans. Cops gotta catch robbers. Still dramatic and hot. in my book at least.
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She will be sick about Feb 5. Cliff hanger Friday.
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Feb. 15th. That will be with it is official.
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Olivia's Chocolate Apartment: blah blah Dante is so torn up b/c he has to destroy Mahatma Corinthos. Sonny of Arc.
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LMBO!!!!!!!! PMPROF!!!!!!!!
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Olivia's Chocolate apartment: Olivia rushes out the door to find Smoking Hot Johnny wanting to slowly bring her to multiple orgasms and take her out to sushi, in whatever order she demands. Olivia, aka Stupidest Woman On the Face Of The Earth, has to rush out to once again third-assedly stop Sonny from killing her son.
Not only do I completely agree with the stupidity factor of Olivia right now, can I please just say dayyyyum to the hotness of Johnny and your accurate portrayal of said hotness. Thanks as always!
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Agree Agree Agree!!!
Can I also add my dayyumm to the hotness of Johnny!!! Forget the Sushi, and DEFINITELY FORGET RUSHING TO SONNY!
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Corinthaus: Michael reiterates that Dante is working with the cops and could take Sonny down from the inside out. It bores me that Michael didn't just kill Dante with the buoy bell. This show never follows through on promises. We've been hearing the clang clang of both the buoy and Michael's insanity for years, but when they have the chance to make it powerful, they write about tatttle tales instead.
ROFLMAO @ this segment.
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Great caps!! Agree with your Johnny on the Spot (G spot that is) rendition.
Oh the mighty have fallen. Some people honestly don't give a fig what others think of them but Elizabeth is definately the type to keep up "appearances". There is probably only one thing worse she could of done to Lucky worse than sleeping with brother and that would be to abort his baby and tell him she miscarried because she didn't want another child but that just may happen yet.
As for Ms Sam...I liken her to potpouri. Sometimes she's very beautiful but more often she's dirty, played and ready for the trash and always just as useless.
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LOL at the Sam = potpouri thing!!!
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I am a Liz fan and on one level I hate the Nik/Liz/Lucky triangle. But on the other hand, we get the real Lucky back. Not just JJ but the real attitude and person that we all knew way back when. In my opinion, there is nothing that could have logically brought Lucky back to being Luke's son than Liz betraying him. I sit and think what else would have done it and there is not one thing I can think of. I do not even think Helena threatening his family would have done it!
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Well put, Connie!
Lucky is not a hero in this. I do find his tantrum justified. I like all of this in the big picture way you describe.
the actors who play Luke and Lucky have wonderful chemistry, and whatever it took, I'm glad to see them reunited.
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Agreed to all of these points. I do think that JJ needs to submit yesterdays episode to the daytime emmy crew, because he was THAT EFFING GOOD!! And him and Luke are just amazing together...
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Jason's Penthouse: Jason and Sam continue to wonder if maybe they can shove Jakeson up into her shoulder uterus and then squirt him out and pretend he's theirs
Your too damn hilarious!
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Ethan asks Liz how she is. She timidly asks if he can bear talking to her. He says he knows that people are capable of much, and he doesn't need to judge them. He offers to get her home safely. She halfbitchfaces and agrees.
uh oh is she going to crysexx Ethan now...hahhaha sorry i had too, he is a Spencer....
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Michael bursts in, and Keifer throws a Favre-ian level of drama queen pout and takes off. Sorry, Keifer, did you want us all to sit around until you were sure you were re-signing with a team?
LMAO! I just about pissed myself on this one.. You rock and so do your caps!! Thanks for brightening my day
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