GH 2/12: Permanent Lock
Jake's: Ethan and Lucky have a beer. Lucky says he and Liz fell in love for real once, but that's over.
Church in the Ever Snowy Woods: Liz visits that church that lives in the perpetually snowy woods. She lights a candle and remembers Lucky helping her that Valentine's day before the Columbine Shooting.
Jason's Penthouse: Milly and Morgan are worried about Michael and have been studying law.
Cafe Interrogate: Michael tells Mac he killed Claud.
Credits
Dante's Room: Dante is sad b/c he's never been fired from any job. Loo says that Datne is a good cop, so he should fight for his job and stand up to Raynor.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam decides she needs more info, so she takes off to park illegally, thus getting a parking ticket, thus having a legit excuse to be at PCPD. Milly thinks Sam is smart. I think she's convoluted. But we agree that she's pretty, so let's move on.
Corinthaus: Sonny says there were dozens of witnesses who heard him threaten Claud, so it will be easy to confess. Diane says that this story contradicts what Sonny, Sam and others have already said. Um, you mean ALL THE KNOWN LIARS IN TOWN will be contradicted? Carly says that Diane is trying to say she can't get Sonny acquitted. wtf are they talking about? If Sonny confesses, then what can Diane do? I guess what he's saying is he wants to go on trial for Claud's murder and then be acquitted. But..won't that mean that they need to still find the real killer? Like OJ did? Sonny has bizarrely gotten arrogant and is now all mad at Diane that she can't figure out how to let him confess to a murder and then get an acquittal. I'm starting to think Sonny isn't very bright.
Cafe Interrogate: Michael confesses to chopping off Claud's head. Mac assumes he's lying and says giving a false confession is a crime.
Jake's: Lucky tells the soapy story of what happened the summer of the Columbine Shooting. How Helena drugged and kidnapped him so he could go play in a band and do a few crappy movies for a decade and subject the rest of us to Jacob Young. Ethan says he finally gets how crazy Helena is. Lucky says he and Liz tried to reconnect, but it never worked.
Chapel: Liz sobs that all she wants is Lucky back, his forgiveness, his strength, his decency. She wants the man she loves back so her family can be whole again. She remembers back to their childish, adorable faced, with her incredibly dark eyebrows. Lucky asks if she'll be her girl officially, and she glows that she already is. A decade later, Liz stands alone in the church and holds her coat closed.
Commercials
Sorry, husband and I had to debate free speech issues and giving a corporation the same liberties as a person.
Chapel: Liz remembers the adorableness of Lucky crawling in and out of Liz's window for months so that she could sleep easy. God heavens, Rebecca Herbst wore SO MUCH make up back in the day. She's got a sweet, young face, but she's so much prettier now without all that pancake on her face! Whoever packed all that junk onto that gorgeous child's face should be ashamed! Also, why did Liz not think of any of this prior to sleeping with Nik? It's what my sweet husband always says is why he'll never cheat. He swears he's not tempted, but who knows, but he says it's all those flashes of memories that he could never betray or lose or give away on purpose. "I'm going to jump in the shower, babe." "Don't trip, it'll be slippery to jump in the shower." It's that stupid joke that makes me cry sometimes thinking that some day, one of us will pass away, and who will tell the remainder that dopey joke?
Commercials
Dante's Room: Loo reads a magazine titled "Smarm" heh. Dante wakes up and says she was gone earlier. They flirtily joke that she was out making Valentine's plans with someone or that she was buying presents for her hot boyfriend. Jax shows up saying Loo called him. She's suddenly all business and says Dante needs representation b/c Raynor fired him like a snotty snotterson. Dante doesn't think this is a good idea.
Jason's Penthouse: Morgan and Milly are snacking on orange soda and chips. Sam brings Michael home, much to the joy of M&M. Sam explains that Mac thinks Michael is covering for Sonny. Jason says that the best way to help Sonny is to keep their mouths shut about Claud's death. He asks a room full of CHILDREN to keep their mouths shut to the cops about the beheading of a human being. Awesome.
Wyndermere: Helena is still on the dum dum idea that Nik needs to find some horrible woman just like her, so that he can empower his Cassidentity. As if she won't want to murder whoever that is too. Nik says he doesn't want to create a world in which his children are torn over loyalty. Like how he and Lucky were raised to hate each other. But...Corndog is long dead, so obviously his next child will be by another woman....and she won't have any reason to be anything but nice when she speaks about a dead woman. what are they talking about?
Jake's: Ethan tries to defend Liz, or at least point out Liz and Nik are both guilty. Lucky says he blames them both, but Liz has a pattern of going out of her way to cheat. He says she climbed 14 flights in a blackout. Jackass, 1, it was 15 flights, 2, ya might wanna mention the part where she did that b/c you were BANGING A GIRL YOU USED TO BABYSIT, AND YOU WERE DOING IT IN LIZ'S BED. blah blah, Lucky is done with Liz.
Commercials
Dante's room: Why is Looloo wearing a cocktail dress? I mean, it's gorgeous with this endless cowel neckline, but totally bizarre to wear at in the hospital. blah blah Jax may or may not help Dante b/c Dante may or may not want his help.
Corinthaus: Carly insists that Sonny's plan is not helping Michael b/c he won't forgive himself if Sonny goes to prison. Yes, this person is going to be peachy keen after chopping off a woman's head, but if his murderous thug of a loser for a dad goes to jail, he'll be so sad.
Jake's: Ethan and Lucky play pool and watch people enjoy Valentine's dy. Lucky says he fell in love with Elizabeth on Valentine's day a long time ago. Ethan says that Nik filled him in about the rape. I'd be so pissed if everyone in my life went around talking about my rape like it was theirs to discuss. Like it was gossip. Or a piece of furniture. Lucky talks about finding her in the park. Ethan says he rescued her. Lucky says that really she rescued him. He says he thought they trusted each other, but he guesses he was wrong. Tears drip off his face. Ethan asks if Lucky's ever considered that Liz has been afraid to disappoint him. Lucky says Luke always told him that it's easier to see someone for who they used to be and not what they've become. He says maybe he's never let Liz grow up in his mind. That he's always treated her like that fragile little girl and not the woman she's become. He says that doesn't excuse her infidelity, but he owns his part in this.
Chapel: Liz weeps.
Commercials
Casa Loomax: Maxie has set up their apartment to be "Planet Love" or something like that. She wants Loo to skeedaddle, so she can have hot Spinelli sex. whatever.
Dante's Room: Mac visits. He says regardless of who his father is, he's still a good cop. Mac has a job for Sonny, and he needs some assurances.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam asks Milly to lie to her mother about Michael and that it's okay to lie now, but it wouldn't be okay if this involved Milly or Kristina. The children agree to lie and promise they will be able to continue lying throughout the trial. But what do their promises mean, when they are promising to break a trust they have with their mothers and themselves to be honest? shut up, show.
Corinthaus: blah blah, Sonny is so noble and is going to face a trial to save Michael. Even though he wouldn't simply dive to the left to have saved Michael from a bullet. but going to trial just means wearing a suit and sitting quietly and still being able to drink a pint of Scotch a day and cook fancy dinners and f@*k an idiot or two, so he doesn't mind "making this sacrifice."
Commercials
Planet Sex: Maxie pours some Cosmos and gives Loo a bag of decorations. Loo says she'll be gone most of the night and wishes Maxie a happy Valentine's. Maxie gives her scented candles and 85 condoms.
Dante's room: Mac says he needs Dante's word that he won't compromise himself or the department to protect Sonny. Dante gives his word he's not interested in protecting Sonny. Mac thinks Michael saw what happened the night Claud was killed, and he wants him on the stand to get him to admit Sonny killed Claud.
Corinthaus: Carly asks Sonny to promise that if the trial isn't going well, and she says so, he has to leave the country. Sonny gives his word, and she hugs him. Jax walks in and says she lived down to his lowest expectation, throwing herself at Sonny to get back at him.
Chapel: Lucky walks in to light a candle. He notices Liz lying on the pew. She looks bluish. He calls out her name and rushes to her, feeling for a pulse. He holds her in his arms, saying her name over and over.
the end
Church in the Ever Snowy Woods: Liz visits that church that lives in the perpetually snowy woods. She lights a candle and remembers Lucky helping her that Valentine's day before the Columbine Shooting.
Jason's Penthouse: Milly and Morgan are worried about Michael and have been studying law.
Cafe Interrogate: Michael tells Mac he killed Claud.
Credits
Dante's Room: Dante is sad b/c he's never been fired from any job. Loo says that Datne is a good cop, so he should fight for his job and stand up to Raynor.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam decides she needs more info, so she takes off to park illegally, thus getting a parking ticket, thus having a legit excuse to be at PCPD. Milly thinks Sam is smart. I think she's convoluted. But we agree that she's pretty, so let's move on.
Corinthaus: Sonny says there were dozens of witnesses who heard him threaten Claud, so it will be easy to confess. Diane says that this story contradicts what Sonny, Sam and others have already said. Um, you mean ALL THE KNOWN LIARS IN TOWN will be contradicted? Carly says that Diane is trying to say she can't get Sonny acquitted. wtf are they talking about? If Sonny confesses, then what can Diane do? I guess what he's saying is he wants to go on trial for Claud's murder and then be acquitted. But..won't that mean that they need to still find the real killer? Like OJ did? Sonny has bizarrely gotten arrogant and is now all mad at Diane that she can't figure out how to let him confess to a murder and then get an acquittal. I'm starting to think Sonny isn't very bright.
Cafe Interrogate: Michael confesses to chopping off Claud's head. Mac assumes he's lying and says giving a false confession is a crime.
Jake's: Lucky tells the soapy story of what happened the summer of the Columbine Shooting. How Helena drugged and kidnapped him so he could go play in a band and do a few crappy movies for a decade and subject the rest of us to Jacob Young. Ethan says he finally gets how crazy Helena is. Lucky says he and Liz tried to reconnect, but it never worked.
Chapel: Liz sobs that all she wants is Lucky back, his forgiveness, his strength, his decency. She wants the man she loves back so her family can be whole again. She remembers back to their childish, adorable faced, with her incredibly dark eyebrows. Lucky asks if she'll be her girl officially, and she glows that she already is. A decade later, Liz stands alone in the church and holds her coat closed.
Commercials
Sorry, husband and I had to debate free speech issues and giving a corporation the same liberties as a person.
Chapel: Liz remembers the adorableness of Lucky crawling in and out of Liz's window for months so that she could sleep easy. God heavens, Rebecca Herbst wore SO MUCH make up back in the day. She's got a sweet, young face, but she's so much prettier now without all that pancake on her face! Whoever packed all that junk onto that gorgeous child's face should be ashamed! Also, why did Liz not think of any of this prior to sleeping with Nik? It's what my sweet husband always says is why he'll never cheat. He swears he's not tempted, but who knows, but he says it's all those flashes of memories that he could never betray or lose or give away on purpose. "I'm going to jump in the shower, babe." "Don't trip, it'll be slippery to jump in the shower." It's that stupid joke that makes me cry sometimes thinking that some day, one of us will pass away, and who will tell the remainder that dopey joke?
Commercials
Dante's Room: Loo reads a magazine titled "Smarm" heh. Dante wakes up and says she was gone earlier. They flirtily joke that she was out making Valentine's plans with someone or that she was buying presents for her hot boyfriend. Jax shows up saying Loo called him. She's suddenly all business and says Dante needs representation b/c Raynor fired him like a snotty snotterson. Dante doesn't think this is a good idea.
Jason's Penthouse: Morgan and Milly are snacking on orange soda and chips. Sam brings Michael home, much to the joy of M&M. Sam explains that Mac thinks Michael is covering for Sonny. Jason says that the best way to help Sonny is to keep their mouths shut about Claud's death. He asks a room full of CHILDREN to keep their mouths shut to the cops about the beheading of a human being. Awesome.
Wyndermere: Helena is still on the dum dum idea that Nik needs to find some horrible woman just like her, so that he can empower his Cassidentity. As if she won't want to murder whoever that is too. Nik says he doesn't want to create a world in which his children are torn over loyalty. Like how he and Lucky were raised to hate each other. But...Corndog is long dead, so obviously his next child will be by another woman....and she won't have any reason to be anything but nice when she speaks about a dead woman. what are they talking about?
Jake's: Ethan tries to defend Liz, or at least point out Liz and Nik are both guilty. Lucky says he blames them both, but Liz has a pattern of going out of her way to cheat. He says she climbed 14 flights in a blackout. Jackass, 1, it was 15 flights, 2, ya might wanna mention the part where she did that b/c you were BANGING A GIRL YOU USED TO BABYSIT, AND YOU WERE DOING IT IN LIZ'S BED. blah blah, Lucky is done with Liz.
Commercials
Dante's room: Why is Looloo wearing a cocktail dress? I mean, it's gorgeous with this endless cowel neckline, but totally bizarre to wear at in the hospital. blah blah Jax may or may not help Dante b/c Dante may or may not want his help.
Corinthaus: Carly insists that Sonny's plan is not helping Michael b/c he won't forgive himself if Sonny goes to prison. Yes, this person is going to be peachy keen after chopping off a woman's head, but if his murderous thug of a loser for a dad goes to jail, he'll be so sad.
Jake's: Ethan and Lucky play pool and watch people enjoy Valentine's dy. Lucky says he fell in love with Elizabeth on Valentine's day a long time ago. Ethan says that Nik filled him in about the rape. I'd be so pissed if everyone in my life went around talking about my rape like it was theirs to discuss. Like it was gossip. Or a piece of furniture. Lucky talks about finding her in the park. Ethan says he rescued her. Lucky says that really she rescued him. He says he thought they trusted each other, but he guesses he was wrong. Tears drip off his face. Ethan asks if Lucky's ever considered that Liz has been afraid to disappoint him. Lucky says Luke always told him that it's easier to see someone for who they used to be and not what they've become. He says maybe he's never let Liz grow up in his mind. That he's always treated her like that fragile little girl and not the woman she's become. He says that doesn't excuse her infidelity, but he owns his part in this.
Chapel: Liz weeps.
Commercials
Casa Loomax: Maxie has set up their apartment to be "Planet Love" or something like that. She wants Loo to skeedaddle, so she can have hot Spinelli sex. whatever.
Dante's Room: Mac visits. He says regardless of who his father is, he's still a good cop. Mac has a job for Sonny, and he needs some assurances.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam asks Milly to lie to her mother about Michael and that it's okay to lie now, but it wouldn't be okay if this involved Milly or Kristina. The children agree to lie and promise they will be able to continue lying throughout the trial. But what do their promises mean, when they are promising to break a trust they have with their mothers and themselves to be honest? shut up, show.
Corinthaus: blah blah, Sonny is so noble and is going to face a trial to save Michael. Even though he wouldn't simply dive to the left to have saved Michael from a bullet. but going to trial just means wearing a suit and sitting quietly and still being able to drink a pint of Scotch a day and cook fancy dinners and f@*k an idiot or two, so he doesn't mind "making this sacrifice."
Commercials
Planet Sex: Maxie pours some Cosmos and gives Loo a bag of decorations. Loo says she'll be gone most of the night and wishes Maxie a happy Valentine's. Maxie gives her scented candles and 85 condoms.
Dante's room: Mac says he needs Dante's word that he won't compromise himself or the department to protect Sonny. Dante gives his word he's not interested in protecting Sonny. Mac thinks Michael saw what happened the night Claud was killed, and he wants him on the stand to get him to admit Sonny killed Claud.
Corinthaus: Carly asks Sonny to promise that if the trial isn't going well, and she says so, he has to leave the country. Sonny gives his word, and she hugs him. Jax walks in and says she lived down to his lowest expectation, throwing herself at Sonny to get back at him.
Chapel: Lucky walks in to light a candle. He notices Liz lying on the pew. She looks bluish. He calls out her name and rushes to her, feeling for a pulse. He holds her in his arms, saying her name over and over.
the end
"I'm going to jump in the shower, babe." "Don't trip, it'll be slippery to jump in the shower." It's that stupid joke that makes me cry sometimes thinking that some day, one of us will pass away, and who will tell the remainder that dopey joke?
Ahhh MAD you just made me cry. That just melted my heart. How sweet.
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Yes that made me tear up , I hope to one day find someone to share corny jokes with
I love me some Jonathan Jackson but how does he have any tears left in those ducts of his...He does cry better than the women on this show
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That made me tear up too....
Find the real killer like OJ did....and that had me laughing! You are the best.
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So now that Jason and Sam have opened a daycare for all the MOB children in Port Charles. Did anyone tell Sonny and Carly what Michael just did? Or will they keep that from them too. Lying 101.
Thanks again MAD
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Mad you are the best!
Helena is still on the dum dum idea that Nik needs to find some horrible woman just like her, so that he can empower his Cassidentity. As if she won't want to murder whoever that is too.
Oh Mad, how true, how true. LOL
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Since when does Raytard and the FBI have the authority to fire local cops?
stupider and stupider this becomes
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LOL - Lucky telling Ethan how Helena drugged & kidnapped him for a decade so he could go play in a band & make some crappy movies... That is too funny..
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LOL Lucky telling Ethan how Helena drugged & kidnapped him for a decade so he could go play in a band & make some crappy movies... That is too funny..Love your take on GH...
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