GH 2/15: Look what you did, Jax!
I had such a lovely weekend watching the beautiful opening ceremonies, hanging with friends, and then a terrible experience trying to see Avatar, only to have the stupid theater break 3/4 of the way through. Booo!
Corinthaus: Jax bitterly speaks to Carly, assuming she's turned to Sonny. She has the nerve to be indignant about this. Sonny is quite pleased with himself. That somehow Jax is the one who threw his family away. and it's true. Carly doesn't hold Sonny even vaguely responsible for wrecklessly threatening to kill Claud at Carly's hotel. The truth is, the one and only thing Claud could have done to have avoided being gunned down that night, was to grab Carly. We already know how Sonny reacts when you point a gun at his children...he saves the people who give him sex first. So Sonny is somehow the victim or the hero b/c he set the stupid ball in motion that led to Carly being kidnapped, her baby possibly being killed or kidnapped, Michael chopping off Claud's head. Also, he shot a cop, which is pretty effing wreckless and would have likely led to big trouble for him, with or without Jax. But b/c Jax didn't just sit there like he had taken 3 Benadryl, he's a jerk.
Chapel: Lucky tries to rouse Liz, but she keeps falling unconscious. He calls the hospital to describe her symptoms then tries to rouse her again to take her to the hospital. She mutters stuff about loving him forever and falls unconscious again.
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Maxilu's: Maxie has decided that it's any of her business to discuss Looloo and Dante having sex, or the lack thereof. Loo points out she's been doing a lot of almost drowning and being kidnapped, while Dante has been being shot and surgeried on a lot. Maxie thinks it's about walls or issues, or whatever those Bachelorettes are forever saying they are ready to let down now and marry a person they've known for 12 minutes. Loo says she's got it under control. Maxie asks for a hug before Loo leaves. She assures Loo that she'll know when she's ready. While they hug, Maxie puts a comically long string of condoms into Looloo's purse.
Dante's Room: Mac visits to discuss The Claudening. Mac tells Dante that Michael confessed to the murder and said he was doing it to protect Jocelyn. Mac says they both know that Michael was trying to protect Sonny. He says he's not trying to hurt Sonny's family, he just wants to bring Sonny to justice. He needs Dante's help to do it. Dante shakes his hand.
Corinthaus: blah blah, more back and forth fighting. Carly can't get past that Jax took a risk that Michael might get caught, but she refuses to see that if she'd ever once be this firm and unbending when it came to Sonny and the mighty, mighty risks he constantly takes with her children, then Jax would never consider lying to her about doing things that he believes to his core will protect their children, step and otherwise. Sonny's just so glad that Carly is never mad at him for more than 13 minutes that he gloats to Jax. Jax doesn't take the bait and insists that everything he did, he did to save their family, and Carly refuses that, so she's welcome to sleep with Sonny b/c she cares more about him than she ever did about their wedding vows. He leaves, and Sonny gloats that Jax wants her to run after him. Her sad face makes it seem like that's just what she wants to do.
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Corinthaus: Carly pulls it together after Jax leaves. Sonny gloats that he's always believed Carly deserved better. Carly stares at him with eyes that roll in spirit. Sonny says if Jax knew her likehe does, he'd be here begging on his hands and knees. Carly's tone calls bullchit, and she says Sonny would never, never do that. It's amusing how annoyed and bored she is with Sonny's gloating. Sonny admits he never would. Carly cries a little and says she's worked too hard on her marriage to throw it all away, so she'll just have to see how this plays out. It's weird how much I find myself rooting for Jax and Carly sometimes.
Dante's Room: Looloo shows up with gorgeous flowers she got from some freelance photographer who's always trying to suck up to get more work. She reveals a dazzling Valentine's dress with plunging neckline and weird ruffles on the shoulder. Dante is impressed and stares at her bosom. She has treats and candles. He has a healing incision near his heart, so I really don't advise that this go much farther!
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Bullpen: Diane storms into the bullpen, her hair a delightful, tossled mess. She wears a black trenchcoat and barks at Jason that he interrupted her massage. Jason blah blahs about Sam's being questioned. Diane asks if Jason knows what Max got her for Valentine's. Jason hems and haws, and Diane growls "lingerie! French!" heh. She waxes philosophic how he knew her exact proportions to get the pefect thing, and something about lavender. She says this better be fast, and to prove her point, she flashes Jason, revealing a red and leopard negligee. We only get a glimpse, but then the camera switches to an over the shoulder shot, as she holds her coat open, while Jason takes in a gulp. ha! She storms into Cafe Interrogate to deal with Mac and Sam, and her coat falls open while she talks.
Corinthaus: Sonny cannot stop gloating to save his life. He flatters her mercilessly. To her credit, she looks at him like a laughable joke of a troll. He says gross things like "he wants to see her fly again." She leaves, shaking her head.
Jax's office: Jax and Olivia get it on. Or not really, but come on. Obviously they are at some point, right? Jax tells Olivia about the conclusion to which he's jumped that Sonny and Carly are shagging. Olivia says she buys it from Sonny, but she can vouch Carly isn't going there.
GH: Liz is wheeled into GH. Thankfully, her true love, Patrick is there, and no way will he let the girl who dresses like his lamps die! Lucky fills in Nik, and Nik has the audacity to bark at Lucky about it. I hate Nik so much lately that I miss Rebecca.
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Cafe Interrogate: Sam and Jason gossip about Diane and Max. For some bizarre reason, she says she never thought they'd be together. Really, Sam? So involved in your own personal drama that you've not noticed they have been together for a couple of years now? Jason is all, yes, Diane and Max are just like us, just like everything is just like us, just like there's only us. us us us. They kiss.
Bullpen: I miss what happened, but Diane speaks with starry eyes to Max. Maybe something about Alexis?
Planet Sex: Maxie is dressed like she went shopping here
But more like back when it was a stripper shop and not so much about Halloween. White fishnet cat suit with silver bustier and silver tiny skirt. She welcomes Spinelli.
Dante's Room: Loo and Dante smooch.
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Planet Sex: Maxie babbles about how she's sorry for sleeping with Franco and so glad he's so great to love her enough to refuse to marry her and give her the best non-wedding ever. Spinelli says he feels the same, that it's wonderful that someone wuld do all this for him. Maxie says she wants him to know how much she loves him. He says he's never stopped loving her. She says to honor his forgiving her, she will do her best to move forward like he's asked. You'd almost think these were two intelligent, normal people instead of blithering idiots. Then they chase each around the apartment with toy guns and space helmets. I do know people that are this adorably dorky. They aren't meth heads like Maxie, but otherwise very similar.
Jax's Office: Jax leaves messages. Carly busts in, slams the door and demands to know where he gets off taking Jocelyn out of her home. I want to know where the state of New York gets off letting anyone in this town have access to infants.
GH; Nik and Lucky fight again, some more. The painful truth about infidelity is that Nik and Liz are telling the truth when they say they still love Lucky. They didn't love him enough to avoid betraying him, and that's what is killing Lucky, but the sad, awful thing, is they do love him ALMOST enough to have avoided betraying him. and Lucky hates them both and imagines them dead, but the awful truth is he still loves them both as much and more than he has or will ever love anyone else. Nik tells Lucky that he still is worried about Lucky's drinking, and that hasn't gone away. Lucky at once loves and hates to know that, so he leaves. He goes to Liz's room and apologizes to her sleeping form for the how horrible he's been. He says as angry or hurt as he is, it doesn't erase the good he knows that she is as well. He says he thinks of that Valentine's day when he found her so hurt, and all he wanted was to make sure she never, never hurt again. Tears spill from his eyes as she stirs.
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GH: Sonny finds Olivia wandering around a lobby. She says Dante is fine, but he's too angry to see her, so she's just lurking. Sonny sits to lurk with her.
Dante's room:
Jax's Office..Carly says she didn't sleep with Sonny. Jax says it doesn't matter, and they should cut their losses.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam and Jason kiss their way into the apartment. Valentine's day vomited all over the place. Their song begins to play by piano. Jason thinks it was Milly and Kristina. Sam knows that he had a hand in it and thanks him for a lovely day. They kiss.
Liz's room: Liz sadly says she wishes they could go back to before she messed everything up for them. Lucky looks like he wants that too, but then he remembers he's dying inside, so he settles for assuring her that she'll be alright. Dr. Youcan'tdoapaternitytestforafewmonths comes in to "shock" everyone by announcing that Liz is pregnant. But I mean, wasn't Liz just PUBLICLY fired by her lover slash hospital board member, and hasn't she bellowed on multiple occasions AT WORK that she's cheated on her husband with said hospital board member? and since BOTH MEN are standing RIGHT THERE, isn't this HIGHLY UNETHICAL to announce her pregnancy?
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Corinthaus: Jax bitterly speaks to Carly, assuming she's turned to Sonny. She has the nerve to be indignant about this. Sonny is quite pleased with himself. That somehow Jax is the one who threw his family away. and it's true. Carly doesn't hold Sonny even vaguely responsible for wrecklessly threatening to kill Claud at Carly's hotel. The truth is, the one and only thing Claud could have done to have avoided being gunned down that night, was to grab Carly. We already know how Sonny reacts when you point a gun at his children...he saves the people who give him sex first. So Sonny is somehow the victim or the hero b/c he set the stupid ball in motion that led to Carly being kidnapped, her baby possibly being killed or kidnapped, Michael chopping off Claud's head. Also, he shot a cop, which is pretty effing wreckless and would have likely led to big trouble for him, with or without Jax. But b/c Jax didn't just sit there like he had taken 3 Benadryl, he's a jerk.
Chapel: Lucky tries to rouse Liz, but she keeps falling unconscious. He calls the hospital to describe her symptoms then tries to rouse her again to take her to the hospital. She mutters stuff about loving him forever and falls unconscious again.
Credits
Maxilu's: Maxie has decided that it's any of her business to discuss Looloo and Dante having sex, or the lack thereof. Loo points out she's been doing a lot of almost drowning and being kidnapped, while Dante has been being shot and surgeried on a lot. Maxie thinks it's about walls or issues, or whatever those Bachelorettes are forever saying they are ready to let down now and marry a person they've known for 12 minutes. Loo says she's got it under control. Maxie asks for a hug before Loo leaves. She assures Loo that she'll know when she's ready. While they hug, Maxie puts a comically long string of condoms into Looloo's purse.
Dante's Room: Mac visits to discuss The Claudening. Mac tells Dante that Michael confessed to the murder and said he was doing it to protect Jocelyn. Mac says they both know that Michael was trying to protect Sonny. He says he's not trying to hurt Sonny's family, he just wants to bring Sonny to justice. He needs Dante's help to do it. Dante shakes his hand.
Corinthaus: blah blah, more back and forth fighting. Carly can't get past that Jax took a risk that Michael might get caught, but she refuses to see that if she'd ever once be this firm and unbending when it came to Sonny and the mighty, mighty risks he constantly takes with her children, then Jax would never consider lying to her about doing things that he believes to his core will protect their children, step and otherwise. Sonny's just so glad that Carly is never mad at him for more than 13 minutes that he gloats to Jax. Jax doesn't take the bait and insists that everything he did, he did to save their family, and Carly refuses that, so she's welcome to sleep with Sonny b/c she cares more about him than she ever did about their wedding vows. He leaves, and Sonny gloats that Jax wants her to run after him. Her sad face makes it seem like that's just what she wants to do.
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Corinthaus: Carly pulls it together after Jax leaves. Sonny gloats that he's always believed Carly deserved better. Carly stares at him with eyes that roll in spirit. Sonny says if Jax knew her likehe does, he'd be here begging on his hands and knees. Carly's tone calls bullchit, and she says Sonny would never, never do that. It's amusing how annoyed and bored she is with Sonny's gloating. Sonny admits he never would. Carly cries a little and says she's worked too hard on her marriage to throw it all away, so she'll just have to see how this plays out. It's weird how much I find myself rooting for Jax and Carly sometimes.
Dante's Room: Looloo shows up with gorgeous flowers she got from some freelance photographer who's always trying to suck up to get more work. She reveals a dazzling Valentine's dress with plunging neckline and weird ruffles on the shoulder. Dante is impressed and stares at her bosom. She has treats and candles. He has a healing incision near his heart, so I really don't advise that this go much farther!
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Bullpen: Diane storms into the bullpen, her hair a delightful, tossled mess. She wears a black trenchcoat and barks at Jason that he interrupted her massage. Jason blah blahs about Sam's being questioned. Diane asks if Jason knows what Max got her for Valentine's. Jason hems and haws, and Diane growls "lingerie! French!" heh. She waxes philosophic how he knew her exact proportions to get the pefect thing, and something about lavender. She says this better be fast, and to prove her point, she flashes Jason, revealing a red and leopard negligee. We only get a glimpse, but then the camera switches to an over the shoulder shot, as she holds her coat open, while Jason takes in a gulp. ha! She storms into Cafe Interrogate to deal with Mac and Sam, and her coat falls open while she talks.
Corinthaus: Sonny cannot stop gloating to save his life. He flatters her mercilessly. To her credit, she looks at him like a laughable joke of a troll. He says gross things like "he wants to see her fly again." She leaves, shaking her head.
Jax's office: Jax and Olivia get it on. Or not really, but come on. Obviously they are at some point, right? Jax tells Olivia about the conclusion to which he's jumped that Sonny and Carly are shagging. Olivia says she buys it from Sonny, but she can vouch Carly isn't going there.
GH: Liz is wheeled into GH. Thankfully, her true love, Patrick is there, and no way will he let the girl who dresses like his lamps die! Lucky fills in Nik, and Nik has the audacity to bark at Lucky about it. I hate Nik so much lately that I miss Rebecca.
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Cafe Interrogate: Sam and Jason gossip about Diane and Max. For some bizarre reason, she says she never thought they'd be together. Really, Sam? So involved in your own personal drama that you've not noticed they have been together for a couple of years now? Jason is all, yes, Diane and Max are just like us, just like everything is just like us, just like there's only us. us us us. They kiss.
Bullpen: I miss what happened, but Diane speaks with starry eyes to Max. Maybe something about Alexis?
Planet Sex: Maxie is dressed like she went shopping here
But more like back when it was a stripper shop and not so much about Halloween. White fishnet cat suit with silver bustier and silver tiny skirt. She welcomes Spinelli.
Dante's Room: Loo and Dante smooch.
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Planet Sex: Maxie babbles about how she's sorry for sleeping with Franco and so glad he's so great to love her enough to refuse to marry her and give her the best non-wedding ever. Spinelli says he feels the same, that it's wonderful that someone wuld do all this for him. Maxie says she wants him to know how much she loves him. He says he's never stopped loving her. She says to honor his forgiving her, she will do her best to move forward like he's asked. You'd almost think these were two intelligent, normal people instead of blithering idiots. Then they chase each around the apartment with toy guns and space helmets. I do know people that are this adorably dorky. They aren't meth heads like Maxie, but otherwise very similar.
Jax's Office: Jax leaves messages. Carly busts in, slams the door and demands to know where he gets off taking Jocelyn out of her home. I want to know where the state of New York gets off letting anyone in this town have access to infants.
GH; Nik and Lucky fight again, some more. The painful truth about infidelity is that Nik and Liz are telling the truth when they say they still love Lucky. They didn't love him enough to avoid betraying him, and that's what is killing Lucky, but the sad, awful thing, is they do love him ALMOST enough to have avoided betraying him. and Lucky hates them both and imagines them dead, but the awful truth is he still loves them both as much and more than he has or will ever love anyone else. Nik tells Lucky that he still is worried about Lucky's drinking, and that hasn't gone away. Lucky at once loves and hates to know that, so he leaves. He goes to Liz's room and apologizes to her sleeping form for the how horrible he's been. He says as angry or hurt as he is, it doesn't erase the good he knows that she is as well. He says he thinks of that Valentine's day when he found her so hurt, and all he wanted was to make sure she never, never hurt again. Tears spill from his eyes as she stirs.
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GH: Sonny finds Olivia wandering around a lobby. She says Dante is fine, but he's too angry to see her, so she's just lurking. Sonny sits to lurk with her.
Dante's room:
Jax's Office..Carly says she didn't sleep with Sonny. Jax says it doesn't matter, and they should cut their losses.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam and Jason kiss their way into the apartment. Valentine's day vomited all over the place. Their song begins to play by piano. Jason thinks it was Milly and Kristina. Sam knows that he had a hand in it and thanks him for a lovely day. They kiss.
Liz's room: Liz sadly says she wishes they could go back to before she messed everything up for them. Lucky looks like he wants that too, but then he remembers he's dying inside, so he settles for assuring her that she'll be alright. Dr. Youcan'tdoapaternitytestforafewmonths comes in to "shock" everyone by announcing that Liz is pregnant. But I mean, wasn't Liz just PUBLICLY fired by her lover slash hospital board member, and hasn't she bellowed on multiple occasions AT WORK that she's cheated on her husband with said hospital board member? and since BOTH MEN are standing RIGHT THERE, isn't this HIGHLY UNETHICAL to announce her pregnancy?
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Lord Mad,
Did you nail it or what!!!!
I distinctly remember you saying when the affair reveal happened that Liz would be pregnant by Feb sweeps.
LOL
love it!
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Mrs. Mad,I have been watching your post for years and I've been a GH fan for 40yrs!That being said, you are the funniest person alive! love your caps!I don't understand why people hate Sonny and not see the parallels between him and Luke, a raper, mob guy,slickster,horrible dad,cheater...and the list goes on.I know Sonny is no Vito or Michael Coleone,he's a mix between Santino and Fredo! I love Jason, no matter what. I remember when he was conceived!Love him,like Sonny (he's a misfit), hate the double standards for Luke! Love your caps,you should get paid for them!The caps are much better than the show.Were U this funny all of your life. I'm new here but I read your caps everytime you post. Kudos to you!
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Always love your take on GH. Just curious why you didn't put anything in that last "Dante's Room" section. Nothing about the alarms, or the condoms or anything. Is it because you just couldn't madcap them today?
Also, that wasn't Patrick, it was the semi-annual Matt viewing. I feel like the poor guy should be on a National Geographic documentary with some guy with a low voice saying "and there, if you look closly you will see a very rare sighting of a Matt Hunter, in it's natural habitat. "
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