GH 3/3: Top O' The Cupcake to You
Victorian Port Charles: Liz summons Lucky to the insane asylum to ask him not to be at the hospital when she gets the test done. I love how every single conversation has to be done face to face. "Hey, Patrick, I stopped by your house that's at the edge of a forest to ask if you want sugar with the coffee that I'm going to pick up from Kelly's and bring back here for you." "Alexis, I drove out to the lake to remind you that I'm picking you up for our meeting in 20 minutes. So, I'm going to go now and drive across town and remind Sonny that we are meeting him, then I'll be back to pick you up."
Dante's room: Dante wakes up and kisses Looloo. They are both still virgins.
Corinthaus: Robin brings Sonny a cupcake.
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Victorian Port Charles: Lucky is confused how Liz expects to have a medical procedure without a big, strong man to help her. Her doctor is a lady, so obviously hardly competent. Liz, being wholly insane, believes that she can handle this alone. The depravity of her insanity is so heartbreaking. but also, hasn't Lucky already told her he wants nothing to do with her? So....she calls him out here to say "while you aren't having anything to do with me, can you add this to the list of things you won't do with me." weird.
Corinthaus: Sonny gives one of has aggravating little speeches where he explains that while Robin may think it was wrong of him to shoot Dante, what's really the case is that she lacks a moral compass that allows her to kill people to get what she wants. He says the word "rules' like 85 times, and he draws it out, like he's saying droooollllllz. Fortunately for him, Robin is a big ol' dummy and she says she doesn't like the part where Sonny thinks he gets to decide who lives or dies. Then they agree they should meet for snacks more often, or something. and ......I guess she just has to hope that the next person Sonny decides to murder isn't someone she particularly likes so that it can continue not to bother her? Have you ever known someone who's killed a person? A friend of mine drove drunk once and killed a guy on a motorcycle. He went to prison, he's full of remorse, he's not a bad person, and I still love him. But I am palpably aware of the face that he killed someone. and here Robin is buying cupcakes for someone that purposefully and on multiple instances has killed someone, and not only that, refuses to rule it out as an option....and not even in a last resort, self defense way. Just with a shrug, cuz the person is inconveniencing him.
Dante's: Olivia bangs on the door. She's brought over a casserole because she's such a mom. Loo and Dante are embarassed. Olivia thinks Looloo is great, but that it's too early- Looloo cuts her off and says it's too early to have sex. Everyone stares at each other.
Victorian Port Charles: Another face to face conversation that could easily have been done by phone. Nik is sad that Liz won't let him be there for the paternity test.
Haunted Star: Lucky tells Luke he gave his DNA. Luke asks what Lucky will do if the baby is his.
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Dante's room: Looloo packs up to leave b/c she wants to ensure Dante recovers. Can't they just hang out and not have sex? Like they've done non stop for 38 years now? Loo leaves. Olivia is pleased that Looloo is the kind of person who wouldn't have sex with a person who has a healing chest wound. Are there really people who would risk someone's death like that, though? Dante says he can't confide with Olivia about his love life b/c he doesn't trust her.
Kelly's: Keifer and Kristina are back together. He says he can't stop thinking about her, which is actually a remarkably creepy thing for someone to say. Or, I guess it's sweet if it's someone sweet, but so gross when it's someone who's thinking about ways to improve and control her. Kristina explains that she's decided she can wear whatever clothes she wants to. I assume he got on her case for her clothes. Keifer grouses that it sounds like K is still mad at him and hasn't forgiven him for hitting her. She tries to be patient with this lunkhead and starts to explain that she can want or do a thing and that wanting or doing has nothing to do with his life b/c the sun doesn't actually rise and set on him. But the other narcissist in her life walks through the door at that moment. Kristina sees her father and takes Keifer's hand, not that she takes any comfort from Keifer, but in a strength in numbers kind of way. Sonny walks up to the table. Stares. Barks "leave" to Keifer. the hell? He can't even be protective of his daughter in a way that's actually anything to do with her. Even this is just about how he perceives himself to be awesome and scary and powerful. Kristina asks Keifer to stay. She tells Sonny that he's the one who's not invited, and she has nothing to say to him. She gulps and finishes meekly, politely and defiantly that he can just keep on walking by. Sonny stares.
GH: Liz had to be transported to GH in a crazy person van. Apparently she has to be under lock and key at all moments. She talks about her pattern of being with Lucky, then Jason, then Ric, then back to Lucky, the Jason, then Lucky then Nik. Um, Liz, that first "with Jason" thing? You went on bike rides with the guy. You weren't 'with him.' You drove places with him. See the difference? Whatever. Robin says some idiotic thing about how now that Liz is admitting that she likes to have sex with people she's in love with, she's closer to recovery. I've never been more baffled by a storyline than this one.
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Kelly's: Sonny chastises Robin and tells her that even if she's confused about how it's awesome to kill people, she still has to be respectful. I thought she told him to eff off about as respectfully as anyone ever has. She apologizes and asks him to sitys Keifer is staying. Keifer smiles because he's a tool and doesn't get that he's even vaguely pertinent to the proceedings. Sonny says stupid stuff about how he's going to keep being a good father. That would be like my saying "I'm going to keep being a world class violinist."
GH: .
Robin asks Liz what she'd want if she could have anything, what would it be. Liz says she'd have a mom and dad and kids living under one roof, preferably one Jason bought out of guilt. and scarves. a whole room just for them all. Liz says she had that with Lucky, but now she blew it. She also says that Nik wants to marry her, but she can't b/c she'll make him unhappy too.
helena has bribed the lab guy to fix the results
Corinthaus: Patrick visits Sonny for a scene in which it actually does make sense that it would be face to face. He says he's known for months that Dante is his son...that he overheard Olivia and Kate discussing it. Sonny does that same stupid song and dance about how this basically means that not only did Olivia and Jax kill Dante, but now Patrick helped them. Then Patrick says the one sentence I don't believe anyone has answered with "Sonny, Dante wouldn't have been shot if you hadn't pulled the trigger." Patrick, number 1 with a bullet! (loaded God complex, cock it and pull it) Sonny stops and stares. I feel like everyone on set all stopped and stared too. Like the gaffer and first AD, everyone at craft services, all just stopped and stared, like with their hands in mid donut delivery.
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Corinthaus: Sonny ingores pesky things like facts and scoffs that Patrick must be perfect and never made a mistake. Good lord, he sounds dumber than those hillbillies on Springer at this point. Patrick exhales sharply and repeats "A mistake? Sonny, you shot an unarmed cop." Sonny throws stuff and says that this happened because of people like Patrick. I really think in Sonny's mind, Olivia and Jax held Dante down, Patrick shot him, and all the while Sonny was desperately trying to stop them. Then Sonny bizarrely says that Patrick thinks he'd never make a mistake to hurt his child, and he's in for a rude awakening. Patrick stares at this sad little monster of a man so self deluded, he may think he's a leggy red head.
Alley: Some dude in a Bill Clinton mask breaks into a building. that was weird.
Kelly's: Ethan shows up with a blond who's got a lot of face going on. Keifer is pleased that Ethan is dating someone, and he leaves. Kristina asks Ethan for her next poker lesson. Ethan decides that being a dick is the only thing he can do at this point to keep the jailbait at bay. Also, the blond seems to know Bernie, so I think he's pumping her for info.
Kelly's: Olivia and Johnny kiss. She's worried things will end badly. he's full of arrogance that he's going to have it all.
Wyndermere: Alexis shows up with a notary and some paperwork for Nik. It's a trust he's setting up for Homer and Liz's baby. Aw, how sweet, he finally remembered he has a child and is going to throw money at it. It's like a rocking chair wrapped in that mockingbird song.
GH: Liz shows up for her test. Everyone stares at her because she's covered in her own feces and has bitten off most of her right hand. Kelly takes her off to have her test. Lisa, Piph and Robin gossip about how Nik stopped by and Lisa thinks he's nice. But I'm guessing Nik didn't do any keg stands, so I wonder if she thought he's a boring old married man? Nik told her he loves Liz and wants to be with her. That's a weird thing to say to a complete stranger. Helena is 40 feet away, eaveslurking.
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Haunted Star: Dante and Lucky chat a bit about how they are still working together even if Sonny is dante's dad. Lucky gets a call about a possible break in.
Ending Montage:
terrible song about where do I go from here plays. Nik signs paperwork because it's so effing meaningful to have your attorney draw up papers and then sign them. So moving. I always hated when my daddy would spend time with me and read to me when I was Homer's age. Oh, how I longed for him to get something notarized for me instead!
Lucky chases Bill Clinton all over town. I'm guessing this is Johnny, right? or Ethan? then end up on a roof top in a gun fight.
Liz risks her baby's life so she won't be inconvenienced with wondering.
Dante's room: Dante wakes up and kisses Looloo. They are both still virgins.
Corinthaus: Robin brings Sonny a cupcake.
Credits
Victorian Port Charles: Lucky is confused how Liz expects to have a medical procedure without a big, strong man to help her. Her doctor is a lady, so obviously hardly competent. Liz, being wholly insane, believes that she can handle this alone. The depravity of her insanity is so heartbreaking. but also, hasn't Lucky already told her he wants nothing to do with her? So....she calls him out here to say "while you aren't having anything to do with me, can you add this to the list of things you won't do with me." weird.
Corinthaus: Sonny gives one of has aggravating little speeches where he explains that while Robin may think it was wrong of him to shoot Dante, what's really the case is that she lacks a moral compass that allows her to kill people to get what she wants. He says the word "rules' like 85 times, and he draws it out, like he's saying droooollllllz. Fortunately for him, Robin is a big ol' dummy and she says she doesn't like the part where Sonny thinks he gets to decide who lives or dies. Then they agree they should meet for snacks more often, or something. and ......I guess she just has to hope that the next person Sonny decides to murder isn't someone she particularly likes so that it can continue not to bother her? Have you ever known someone who's killed a person? A friend of mine drove drunk once and killed a guy on a motorcycle. He went to prison, he's full of remorse, he's not a bad person, and I still love him. But I am palpably aware of the face that he killed someone. and here Robin is buying cupcakes for someone that purposefully and on multiple instances has killed someone, and not only that, refuses to rule it out as an option....and not even in a last resort, self defense way. Just with a shrug, cuz the person is inconveniencing him.
Dante's: Olivia bangs on the door. She's brought over a casserole because she's such a mom. Loo and Dante are embarassed. Olivia thinks Looloo is great, but that it's too early- Looloo cuts her off and says it's too early to have sex. Everyone stares at each other.
Victorian Port Charles: Another face to face conversation that could easily have been done by phone. Nik is sad that Liz won't let him be there for the paternity test.
Haunted Star: Lucky tells Luke he gave his DNA. Luke asks what Lucky will do if the baby is his.
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Dante's room: Looloo packs up to leave b/c she wants to ensure Dante recovers. Can't they just hang out and not have sex? Like they've done non stop for 38 years now? Loo leaves. Olivia is pleased that Looloo is the kind of person who wouldn't have sex with a person who has a healing chest wound. Are there really people who would risk someone's death like that, though? Dante says he can't confide with Olivia about his love life b/c he doesn't trust her.
Kelly's: Keifer and Kristina are back together. He says he can't stop thinking about her, which is actually a remarkably creepy thing for someone to say. Or, I guess it's sweet if it's someone sweet, but so gross when it's someone who's thinking about ways to improve and control her. Kristina explains that she's decided she can wear whatever clothes she wants to. I assume he got on her case for her clothes. Keifer grouses that it sounds like K is still mad at him and hasn't forgiven him for hitting her. She tries to be patient with this lunkhead and starts to explain that she can want or do a thing and that wanting or doing has nothing to do with his life b/c the sun doesn't actually rise and set on him. But the other narcissist in her life walks through the door at that moment. Kristina sees her father and takes Keifer's hand, not that she takes any comfort from Keifer, but in a strength in numbers kind of way. Sonny walks up to the table. Stares. Barks "leave" to Keifer. the hell? He can't even be protective of his daughter in a way that's actually anything to do with her. Even this is just about how he perceives himself to be awesome and scary and powerful. Kristina asks Keifer to stay. She tells Sonny that he's the one who's not invited, and she has nothing to say to him. She gulps and finishes meekly, politely and defiantly that he can just keep on walking by. Sonny stares.
GH: Liz had to be transported to GH in a crazy person van. Apparently she has to be under lock and key at all moments. She talks about her pattern of being with Lucky, then Jason, then Ric, then back to Lucky, the Jason, then Lucky then Nik. Um, Liz, that first "with Jason" thing? You went on bike rides with the guy. You weren't 'with him.' You drove places with him. See the difference? Whatever. Robin says some idiotic thing about how now that Liz is admitting that she likes to have sex with people she's in love with, she's closer to recovery. I've never been more baffled by a storyline than this one.
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Kelly's: Sonny chastises Robin and tells her that even if she's confused about how it's awesome to kill people, she still has to be respectful. I thought she told him to eff off about as respectfully as anyone ever has. She apologizes and asks him to sitys Keifer is staying. Keifer smiles because he's a tool and doesn't get that he's even vaguely pertinent to the proceedings. Sonny says stupid stuff about how he's going to keep being a good father. That would be like my saying "I'm going to keep being a world class violinist."
GH: .
Robin asks Liz what she'd want if she could have anything, what would it be. Liz says she'd have a mom and dad and kids living under one roof, preferably one Jason bought out of guilt. and scarves. a whole room just for them all. Liz says she had that with Lucky, but now she blew it. She also says that Nik wants to marry her, but she can't b/c she'll make him unhappy too.
helena has bribed the lab guy to fix the results
Corinthaus: Patrick visits Sonny for a scene in which it actually does make sense that it would be face to face. He says he's known for months that Dante is his son...that he overheard Olivia and Kate discussing it. Sonny does that same stupid song and dance about how this basically means that not only did Olivia and Jax kill Dante, but now Patrick helped them. Then Patrick says the one sentence I don't believe anyone has answered with "Sonny, Dante wouldn't have been shot if you hadn't pulled the trigger." Patrick, number 1 with a bullet! (loaded God complex, cock it and pull it) Sonny stops and stares. I feel like everyone on set all stopped and stared too. Like the gaffer and first AD, everyone at craft services, all just stopped and stared, like with their hands in mid donut delivery.
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Corinthaus: Sonny ingores pesky things like facts and scoffs that Patrick must be perfect and never made a mistake. Good lord, he sounds dumber than those hillbillies on Springer at this point. Patrick exhales sharply and repeats "A mistake? Sonny, you shot an unarmed cop." Sonny throws stuff and says that this happened because of people like Patrick. I really think in Sonny's mind, Olivia and Jax held Dante down, Patrick shot him, and all the while Sonny was desperately trying to stop them. Then Sonny bizarrely says that Patrick thinks he'd never make a mistake to hurt his child, and he's in for a rude awakening. Patrick stares at this sad little monster of a man so self deluded, he may think he's a leggy red head.
Alley: Some dude in a Bill Clinton mask breaks into a building. that was weird.
Kelly's: Ethan shows up with a blond who's got a lot of face going on. Keifer is pleased that Ethan is dating someone, and he leaves. Kristina asks Ethan for her next poker lesson. Ethan decides that being a dick is the only thing he can do at this point to keep the jailbait at bay. Also, the blond seems to know Bernie, so I think he's pumping her for info.
Kelly's: Olivia and Johnny kiss. She's worried things will end badly. he's full of arrogance that he's going to have it all.
Wyndermere: Alexis shows up with a notary and some paperwork for Nik. It's a trust he's setting up for Homer and Liz's baby. Aw, how sweet, he finally remembered he has a child and is going to throw money at it. It's like a rocking chair wrapped in that mockingbird song.
GH: Liz shows up for her test. Everyone stares at her because she's covered in her own feces and has bitten off most of her right hand. Kelly takes her off to have her test. Lisa, Piph and Robin gossip about how Nik stopped by and Lisa thinks he's nice. But I'm guessing Nik didn't do any keg stands, so I wonder if she thought he's a boring old married man? Nik told her he loves Liz and wants to be with her. That's a weird thing to say to a complete stranger. Helena is 40 feet away, eaveslurking.
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Haunted Star: Dante and Lucky chat a bit about how they are still working together even if Sonny is dante's dad. Lucky gets a call about a possible break in.
Ending Montage:
terrible song about where do I go from here plays. Nik signs paperwork because it's so effing meaningful to have your attorney draw up papers and then sign them. So moving. I always hated when my daddy would spend time with me and read to me when I was Homer's age. Oh, how I longed for him to get something notarized for me instead!
Lucky chases Bill Clinton all over town. I'm guessing this is Johnny, right? or Ethan? then end up on a roof top in a gun fight.
Liz risks her baby's life so she won't be inconvenienced with wondering.
Corinthaus: Robin brings Sonny a cupcake.
Did the little bitch slip a nail file in it.
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why are u calling the actress a bitch u dont know her and plus she cant help what the lines she has to read
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Ha,ha, ha....the sentence reads Robin and that's the character's name not the actress' name....they troll even here.
Fabulous job Mad, the whole Sonny/Patrick sequence was brilliant.
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so it doesnt matter its the same person
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Yay, Modern Family is back!
Whoo hoo we are out of re-run hell. Thanks a bunch Mad.
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Olivia is pleased that Looloo is the kind of person who wouldn't have sex with a person who has a healing chest wound. Are there really people who would risk someone's death like that, though?
Yes Michael Corinthos Jr.... Kate had that donut size hole in her chest (courtesy of ChuckY) and he couldn't wait to get her well enough to sex up the couch.
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"Then Patrick says the one sentence I don't believe anyone has answered with "Sonny, Dante wouldn't have been shot if you hadn't pulled the trigger."
Does this mean Patrick is next on Sonny's imaginary hit list?
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Oh I hope so Mmaybe THIS will open up Robin's stupid rose colored glass eye. Or maybe this is what sends Patrick to ARGH Lisa
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And Sonny, still does not think it is his fault. OMDL, save me from dumb writers.
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Patrick exhales sharply and repeats "A mistake? Sonny, you shot an unarmed cop." Sonny throws stuff and says that this happened because of people like Patrick. I really think in Sonny's mind, Olivia and Jax held Dante down, Patrick shot him, and all the while Sonny was desperately trying to stop them.
I still just don't get it how Sonny hated Dominic one minute and then when he finds out he is his son Dante he instantly loves him. All of a sudden it's "my son" this and "I love him" that. And then it's everyone else's fault he shot him because no one told him the truth? What? Even in soap opera logic this is hard to swallow.
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Wonderful job Mad, and thanks for quoting one my favorite songs from Fallout Boy.
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robin is a fictional character whom I hate with a passion. Kimberly is a beautiful actress whom I don't know, and can't claim to love or hate. HTH
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