GH 3/8: It's Everyone Else Who Causes Harm
Haunted Star: Lucky and Luke beseech Ethan to stay away from Johnny and threaten to go so far as to have him deported. Apparently his visa is expired. Luke says that Sonny has promised not to hold Ethan responsible for anything Johnny does. Lucky scoffs and says that lots of people have been under Sonny's protection but still are injured or killed, such as Michael.
Xtreme Motors: Jason has pulled a gun on Johnny and says he appreciates that Johnny protected Michael, but he'll still kill him if he wants. and then he turns his back on a crazy person and actually seems surprised when said crazy person, who wants to kill him, pulls a gun on him.
Victorian Port Charles: Liz is livid that Nik wants to set up a trust for her baby. She says she destroyed any future she had with Lucky, and she didn't just hurt him, she risked his sobriety, and she appreciates that he can even stand to look at her, much less help her with her recovery. When she looks at Nik, she only sees sadness, betrayal and guilt, and that's no foundation for a future. She says because the Cassadines had anything to do with the money, she thinks it's cursed, and she wants no part of it or him. She's got plenty of blood money from her other baby daddy, thank you very much. Nik sadly leaves.
Metrocourt: Olivia follows Carly around, making notes. Somehow this is all Sonny related.
Corinthaus: Sonny comes home to find Dante talking to Michael, and he gets all stutter barky about it. Dante mockingly says that he thought he was a welcome in this family, so why can't he talk to his brother?
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Corinthaus: Sonny sends Michael away and chides Dante for talking to him about murders and stuff because Dante could do damage to Michael. Dante scoffs that Sonny believes it's only everyone else who ever causes any harm. Sonny nods slightly. Dante talks some more about how Sonny has deluded himselfinto believing he's not the problem.
Xtreme Motors: Johnny turns the butt of his gun towards Jason and says he's not going to fire back, no matter how much ammo Jason throws his way. All he wants is revenge for his sister, and he wants it from Sonny. Jason asks what it would take to let this go. Johnny scoffs at that and asks if Jason could "let it go" if it was Carly or Emily. Jason doesn't have an answer for that, but he does say that he wishes Johnny wouldn't do this, and if Johnny keeps pushing, he'll push back.
Metrocourt: Spinelli and Maxie are on some sort of stupid stake out.
Corinthaus: Dante says that Michael not being able to talk about what happened is going to be hard on him. Sonny says Michael wasn't there the night he killed Claudia. Then he makes up a story about what he did the night Claud died. He says he hit Claud harder than he intended. That Claudia died was an accident, but saving Carly and the baby was justified. Then he walks away and stares crazily at the craft services table.
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Victorian Port Charles: Lainey shows up for therapy. Nic is there for some strange reason. I can only assume because obviously Liz won't have anything of importance to say to her therapist. She'll need a man there to explain what she's thinking and feeling.
Haunted Star: Tracy thinks Ethan and Luke are up to something.
Metrocourt: Jax sees the dinner that Carly set up. He assumes it's for him. Carly walks in wearing a little black dress. Jax says he's at a loss for words. Carly thanks him briskly and asks Olivia if she thinks Sonny will like it.
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Victorian Port Charles: Lucky and Nik both sit in on Liz's therapy. She explains how she started losing her mind that time Nik kissed her as a joke to make Rebecca and Lucky jealous. And then the next thing she knew, she was hoarding guns and listening to Helter Skelter backwards.
Haunted Star: Tracy's new plan to keep Ethan in the country is to divorce Luke and marry Ethan. She and Ethan torture Luke a little bit acting like they are serious.
Metrocourt: blah blah Carly tries to make Jax jealous. He asks her to be sure this is what she really wants. She is, so he says he has a dinner companion tonight as well. He looks over at Olivia, but she bats it away saying "oh, HELL no, you two aren't dragging me into some threeway train wreck, I've got enough problems of my own."
Xtreme Motors: Dante stops by to talk about Claud's death with Johnny. He wants to verify Sonny's story, but Johnny says he didn't see or hear anything that indicated Sonny was at the cabin. Dante asks about Michael, but Johnny barks that Dante needs to leave Michael alone.
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Corinthaus: Jason rushes in and tells Michael that he's taking him to The Island. Michael says he's not running away. Michael's latest Daddy Issues include being jealous that Sonny sees Dante as an equal, but he doesn't see Michael that way. Jason says he can resolve these issues on the island, not here.
Xtreme Motors: Johnny says Michael needs a big brother or a role model. Dante says he feels sympathy for Michael and his goal is to get Michael away from Sonny and the lies and manipulations. Dante suddenly realizes that Sonny must think he's going to name Michael as a witness, so Sonny will try to get him out of the country.
Metrocourt: Spinelli and Maxie talk about some French chef that he's supposed to follow. They seem to think he's a serial killer. She agrees to help him. He gets a phone call and a big man with a French accent gets off the elevator and Maxie runs after him.
Haunted Star: Tracy says that marrying Ethan will be fun b/c then Looloo can be her sister-in-law. Ethan leaves and says goodbye to Spanky Buns, enjoying making Luke squirm. Luke decides to play along and says he'll agree to the divorce if he gets $40k a month, the lamborgini, the 5 room suite in the east wing, and a private entrance "because I plan on doing lots of entertaining." Tracy says he's outrageous and turns to go. Then she decides to call his bluff and says it will be to help Ethan, so they should all go to Vegas right now. Luke calls uncle and laughs that it seems like they should have killed each other years ago. As strange and brutal as their marriage is, it works better for him than anything ever has, so he's not letting her go for anyone, not even his son. She says that the smartest thing he's said in years, and they kiss.
Victorian Port Charles: Lainey tells liz that if she thought Lucky was all good and Nik was all bad, she wouldn't have had the affair. What the hell show is Lainey watching? Lainey says there must have been something she got from Nik that she didn't get from Lucky. Based on their necks, I gotta imagine we got a girth vs length thing going on, and some days you need a different tool for the same job. Liz starts to talk, but then they all remember that she's a woman and also crazy, so Lucky explains that he kept Liz in the past in his mind. and somehow that led her to want to have sex with his brother? and drown all those kittens?
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Victorian Port Charles: in the Hallway Nik says he's made his intentions clear that he wants the baby to be his and marry Liz, but he wants to know what Lucky wants.
In her room, Liz tells Lainey that even if Lucky was right and she was trying to sabotage their relationship before, she doesn't want to anymore. She wants to be with him. Lainey reminds Liz that it's illegal for two women to have a conversation without a man present to witness it. Otherwise the world would get all crazy and women could become doctors or nurses or own property, and that would ruin everything.
Back in the hall Lucky says he wants the same things Nik wants, for the baby to be Nik's.
Metrocourt: Sonny joins carly for dinner. At the bar, Olivia tells Jax to go home and not torture himself by watching, which is what Carly wants. He wants to see how this plays out. Back at the table, Carly tells Sonny she ordered all his favorites. He says he needs to talk to her about Michael. He says Michael almost confessed to Dante earlier. Carly is alarmed. Sonny says he handled it, and Jason and Sam are taking Michael to The Island. Carly is irate that Sonny made a decision like this without consulting her.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason and Sam are packed. Michael is annoyed that he's going to have to go to Island Jail. Dante knocks on the door saying he needs to talk about Michael.
the end
Xtreme Motors: Jason has pulled a gun on Johnny and says he appreciates that Johnny protected Michael, but he'll still kill him if he wants. and then he turns his back on a crazy person and actually seems surprised when said crazy person, who wants to kill him, pulls a gun on him.
Victorian Port Charles: Liz is livid that Nik wants to set up a trust for her baby. She says she destroyed any future she had with Lucky, and she didn't just hurt him, she risked his sobriety, and she appreciates that he can even stand to look at her, much less help her with her recovery. When she looks at Nik, she only sees sadness, betrayal and guilt, and that's no foundation for a future. She says because the Cassadines had anything to do with the money, she thinks it's cursed, and she wants no part of it or him. She's got plenty of blood money from her other baby daddy, thank you very much. Nik sadly leaves.
Metrocourt: Olivia follows Carly around, making notes. Somehow this is all Sonny related.
Corinthaus: Sonny comes home to find Dante talking to Michael, and he gets all stutter barky about it. Dante mockingly says that he thought he was a welcome in this family, so why can't he talk to his brother?
Credits
Corinthaus: Sonny sends Michael away and chides Dante for talking to him about murders and stuff because Dante could do damage to Michael. Dante scoffs that Sonny believes it's only everyone else who ever causes any harm. Sonny nods slightly. Dante talks some more about how Sonny has deluded himselfinto believing he's not the problem.
Xtreme Motors: Johnny turns the butt of his gun towards Jason and says he's not going to fire back, no matter how much ammo Jason throws his way. All he wants is revenge for his sister, and he wants it from Sonny. Jason asks what it would take to let this go. Johnny scoffs at that and asks if Jason could "let it go" if it was Carly or Emily. Jason doesn't have an answer for that, but he does say that he wishes Johnny wouldn't do this, and if Johnny keeps pushing, he'll push back.
Metrocourt: Spinelli and Maxie are on some sort of stupid stake out.
Corinthaus: Dante says that Michael not being able to talk about what happened is going to be hard on him. Sonny says Michael wasn't there the night he killed Claudia. Then he makes up a story about what he did the night Claud died. He says he hit Claud harder than he intended. That Claudia died was an accident, but saving Carly and the baby was justified. Then he walks away and stares crazily at the craft services table.
Commercials
Victorian Port Charles: Lainey shows up for therapy. Nic is there for some strange reason. I can only assume because obviously Liz won't have anything of importance to say to her therapist. She'll need a man there to explain what she's thinking and feeling.
Haunted Star: Tracy thinks Ethan and Luke are up to something.
Metrocourt: Jax sees the dinner that Carly set up. He assumes it's for him. Carly walks in wearing a little black dress. Jax says he's at a loss for words. Carly thanks him briskly and asks Olivia if she thinks Sonny will like it.
Commercials
Victorian Port Charles: Lucky and Nik both sit in on Liz's therapy. She explains how she started losing her mind that time Nik kissed her as a joke to make Rebecca and Lucky jealous. And then the next thing she knew, she was hoarding guns and listening to Helter Skelter backwards.
Haunted Star: Tracy's new plan to keep Ethan in the country is to divorce Luke and marry Ethan. She and Ethan torture Luke a little bit acting like they are serious.
Metrocourt: blah blah Carly tries to make Jax jealous. He asks her to be sure this is what she really wants. She is, so he says he has a dinner companion tonight as well. He looks over at Olivia, but she bats it away saying "oh, HELL no, you two aren't dragging me into some threeway train wreck, I've got enough problems of my own."
Xtreme Motors: Dante stops by to talk about Claud's death with Johnny. He wants to verify Sonny's story, but Johnny says he didn't see or hear anything that indicated Sonny was at the cabin. Dante asks about Michael, but Johnny barks that Dante needs to leave Michael alone.
Commercials
Corinthaus: Jason rushes in and tells Michael that he's taking him to The Island. Michael says he's not running away. Michael's latest Daddy Issues include being jealous that Sonny sees Dante as an equal, but he doesn't see Michael that way. Jason says he can resolve these issues on the island, not here.
Xtreme Motors: Johnny says Michael needs a big brother or a role model. Dante says he feels sympathy for Michael and his goal is to get Michael away from Sonny and the lies and manipulations. Dante suddenly realizes that Sonny must think he's going to name Michael as a witness, so Sonny will try to get him out of the country.
Metrocourt: Spinelli and Maxie talk about some French chef that he's supposed to follow. They seem to think he's a serial killer. She agrees to help him. He gets a phone call and a big man with a French accent gets off the elevator and Maxie runs after him.
Haunted Star: Tracy says that marrying Ethan will be fun b/c then Looloo can be her sister-in-law. Ethan leaves and says goodbye to Spanky Buns, enjoying making Luke squirm. Luke decides to play along and says he'll agree to the divorce if he gets $40k a month, the lamborgini, the 5 room suite in the east wing, and a private entrance "because I plan on doing lots of entertaining." Tracy says he's outrageous and turns to go. Then she decides to call his bluff and says it will be to help Ethan, so they should all go to Vegas right now. Luke calls uncle and laughs that it seems like they should have killed each other years ago. As strange and brutal as their marriage is, it works better for him than anything ever has, so he's not letting her go for anyone, not even his son. She says that the smartest thing he's said in years, and they kiss.
Victorian Port Charles: Lainey tells liz that if she thought Lucky was all good and Nik was all bad, she wouldn't have had the affair. What the hell show is Lainey watching? Lainey says there must have been something she got from Nik that she didn't get from Lucky. Based on their necks, I gotta imagine we got a girth vs length thing going on, and some days you need a different tool for the same job. Liz starts to talk, but then they all remember that she's a woman and also crazy, so Lucky explains that he kept Liz in the past in his mind. and somehow that led her to want to have sex with his brother? and drown all those kittens?
Commercials
Victorian Port Charles: in the Hallway Nik says he's made his intentions clear that he wants the baby to be his and marry Liz, but he wants to know what Lucky wants.
In her room, Liz tells Lainey that even if Lucky was right and she was trying to sabotage their relationship before, she doesn't want to anymore. She wants to be with him. Lainey reminds Liz that it's illegal for two women to have a conversation without a man present to witness it. Otherwise the world would get all crazy and women could become doctors or nurses or own property, and that would ruin everything.
Back in the hall Lucky says he wants the same things Nik wants, for the baby to be Nik's.
Metrocourt: Sonny joins carly for dinner. At the bar, Olivia tells Jax to go home and not torture himself by watching, which is what Carly wants. He wants to see how this plays out. Back at the table, Carly tells Sonny she ordered all his favorites. He says he needs to talk to her about Michael. He says Michael almost confessed to Dante earlier. Carly is alarmed. Sonny says he handled it, and Jason and Sam are taking Michael to The Island. Carly is irate that Sonny made a decision like this without consulting her.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason and Sam are packed. Michael is annoyed that he's going to have to go to Island Jail. Dante knocks on the door saying he needs to talk about Michael.
the end
Dante talks some more about how Sonny has deluded himselfinto believing he's not the problem.
(remind self) that Dante is still dead to me.
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Jax should call that skank Carly's bluff and go get BRENDA!
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Carly is irate that Sonny made a decision like this without consulting her.
Gee GENIOUS like he hasn't done this a 1,000 x's before. I so can't tolerate her anymore. Thanks Mad.
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"Lainey says there must have been something she got from Nik that she didn't get from Lucky. Based on their necks, I gotta imagine we got a girth vs length thing going on, and some days you need a different tool for the same job."
Bwah! You owe me a new keyboard. LMAO
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And then the next thing she knew, she was hoarding guns and listening to Helter Skelter backwards.
LMBO!! Mad, you made me laugh so hard I got dizzy! Your caps should come with a warning label!
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"Based on their necks, I gotta imagine we got a girth vs length thing going on, and some days you need a different tool for the same job."
HAHAHA!
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