GH 8/18: Crazy Pants McGee
Jake's: Lucky and Maxie gossip about Lisa. Maxie says it's not like Lisa's doping anyone with pills or faking a pregnancy. Patches says as nutty as Maxie was, their relationship was his fault too. Um, duh.
Loft: Looloo roars into the room and knocks Brooke to the floor, bellowing "get off you, you disgusting bitch!"
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Corinthaus: Sonny says he's got The Danger under control. Carly rolls her eyes and says it's only under control for now, until someone betrays you, and then it starts all over again.
Jake's: Johnny joins Maya. Maya wants to know how much danger Ethan will be in working with Johnny. Well, first of all, Maya, gun shot wounds are not actually fatal in Port Charles. He's in much greater danger of being killed by a rogue monkey. Or Alexis. Those are the two most lethal things in this town.
Wyndermere There are some super disgusting looking cupcakes on the table. They are chocolate and vanilla with vile towers of plastic looking orange and green frosting. It's almost Mad Hatter-y. Liz and Nik settle into the house. I assume they all have to camp out in this one room they use for everything.
Jason's Penthouse: Michael stops by, and there's some business with Sam making it clear that she likes sex. Jason tells Michael his family wants to help him, but they can't understand. Michael says it's always on his mind.
Loft: Loo tells Brooke to get out. Brooke call her a bitch, and then they punch each other a couple of times. Loo chases her out of the apartment and throws her clothes into the hall. Loo angrily yells at Dante that he swore that he loved her. He looks up at her crooked and says "I did?"
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Emma's Cottage: Robin is still looking for her meds, and Patrick is still not telling her that Lisa's cheese has slid off her cracker. He leaves to pick up more meds.
Nurse's Station: I wish Lisa's hair would quit trying to piss me off. Lisa and Stephen talk about a patient, and then talk turns to Patrick. Lisa gets all awesome and sarcastic again murmuring that she wish she could find a guy who's as loyal as Patrick. heh. Then she gets all offended that Stephen is hostile towards her and says they should drop it.
House of Lemon Pledges: Carly tells Jax that Morgan visited Sonny because he was woried he was lonely.
Corinthaus: Brooke waits for Sonny. She says she's not upset because if she's upset that means she's ashamed, and she doesn't want to be ashamed. Brooke cries and talks in riddles, and then says Looloo walked in on her and Dante.
Loft: Dante tries to stand and asks if she can forgive him. SHe says it depends on the explanation he gives. Dante slurs that she's so byooteeful. She asks how much he's had to drink. He slurs "not too much really" and mutters stuff. She says he's acting weird and seems to think he's in Bensonhurst. He says she's pretty again, and Loo yells at him to stop it because he's either totally messed up or faking it, but he's in so much trouble.
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House of Lemon Pledges: Carly tells Jax that Sonny has moments of clarity when his children are dying, but then he develops selective amnesia and goes back to being The Worst. Jax suggests Carly take the kids to Martha's Vineyard. She wants him to go with her.
Jason's Penthouse: Michael says Jason and Sonny can't fix this. Jason sits with him and says some things you just have to live through, and sometimes the way out is time. Michael says he read about soldiers and PTSD, and how they can be just fine and then suddenly on the ground screaming. He cries a little and says he knows how that feels, that Kristina touched him on the shoulder and he almost took her head off. Jason says it will get better. Michael says it must help having Sam waiting for him. Jason says it does and says Michael will meet someone. Michael's face grows sad, as he clearly doesn't think that's an option. aw, poor kid. Michael leaves, and Sam comes downstairs and asks if Michael is going to be okay. Jason says no. These people, I swear. Not that therapy cures everything, but how ridiculous not to even try. Just send this damaged kid out into the world and hope for the best, I guess.
Jake's: Johnny makes some shooting jokes, and Maya says she doesn't find any of it funny. Yes, Maya, we know, you are a humorless bore. Ethan shows up, and Maya and Johnny put on guilty faces.
Jake's: I can't imagine the wine at Jake's being anything but gross. Maxie sips wine while Patches has water. Patches says maybe Patrick is just flirting, and maybe Maxie should stay out of it. Maxie says Patrick doesn't look flirted with, he looks stalked.
GH: Patrick tells Stephen he can't consult on anymore of Lisa's cases. Stephen says he already made that call. Lisa comes down the stare while Music Guy plays that music that tells us something ominous is happening. It's usually Helena's theme, but six of one. Patrick accuses her of stealing Robin's meds, and Lisa is as usual, oh, so offended that he would even think such a thing. The she strolls off to cut Robin's brake lines.
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Wyndermere: Liz and Nik have put the boys to bed. He pours them tea, and I think Alfred set out 'smores. That's weird. Liz thanks Nik for being helpful and supportive.
Jake's: Maxie says she stopped by Robin's when she was out of town, and Lisa was there acting like she owned the place. She beats herself up a little more for being Lucky's drug dealer slash fuck buddy for awhile. He tells her to quit being down on herself She says she doesn't regret being with him because she liked their time together.
Corinthaus: Brooke says she and Dante were at Jake's and one thing led to another. Sonny says something bizarre like maybe Dante and Looloo have certain arrangments, I guess like they are swingers or something? He says that he likes Luke, but if Dante wants to be with Brooke, he'd be fine with that. Um, what about if Brooke tries to date rape your son, would you be down with that?
Loft: Dante dunks his head in the sink. He doesn't even recognize Looloo, and he thinks he's in Bensonhurst. Loo realizes he's not just drunk, that he must be on something, and she wants to take him to the hospital. He says she looks so familiar, and he'd like to make out with her on a chair. Loo keeps trying to tell him he's not in Brooklyn, but he doesn't know what that means.
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Wyndermere: I don't care what anyone says. I think babies are kind of cute. Nik holds the baby who is wearing a little outfit that makes my ovaries twitch. It's not footies. It's like a onesie that also has a widdle sleeping bag at the bottom and his widdle feeties wiggle. Baby makes widdle grunty baby noises and listens to Nik. Liz comes in and says Nik is a natural. Baby seems to want to cry, but he's a baby, so he doesn't even know how to get that going competently yet.
Jake's: Maya and Ethan dance in a slow motion dance montage to a totally lame song. Then they put their faces against each other without kissing.
Loft: Dante lies on the bed, and Loo tends to him and puts a compress on his head. She's worried about him. He keeps saying she's so beautiful, like a sunset or a flower. She asks him if he ever cheated on a girlfriend. He says he can't talk about it. He falls asleep saying he gave his word, that they both gave their word. This, understandably, confuses the heck out of Looloo.
House of Lemon Pledges: Jax agrees to go to Martha's Vineyard. Jax says he likes it when they do things together for the sake of the kids.
Corinthaus: Jason tells Sonny that Michael and Johny were in a shooting. Sonny says he doesn't want Michael anywhere near this. Why does he think having the opinion that his kids should be safe is remotely the same as actually doing things that would keep them safe. Sonny says he promised Carly he would do things to keep the kids safe, but he doesn't know how much it's going to cost.
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Emma's Cottage: Patrick brings the meds home and Robin wonders how this happened. Patrick says he'll change the locks to be safe. Robin notices the picture is gone, and Patrick says he hit it with his bicycle because he wasn't wearing his glasses, but he and Johnny Bravo are going to win the singing contest, and then he'll replace it.
Loft: Dante sleeps it off, and Loo sits by him and talks endlessly about stuff. Michael shows up and Loo asks him to make sure Dante doesn't die or anything, and then she says she's going to make Brooke pay. Michael tells Dante's sleeping form "I'd hate to be you tomorrow."
Corinthaus: Sonny says Michael has had too many close calls, so he's got to make the truce with Johnny.
Jake's: Johnny says Ethan let Maya go home alone. Ethan says "yeah, I wanna take it slow. Let her mind wander." hee. Johnny says they are retaliating against Sonny on Friday. Ethan says sadly he has plans on Friday. I love Ethan which makes me think he's about to die or change. Johnny says he'll pay Ethan to be his witness when he kills Sonny in self defense. The camera angle says "danger", but the jukebox knows that obviously Sonny never dies.
the end
Loft: Looloo roars into the room and knocks Brooke to the floor, bellowing "get off you, you disgusting bitch!"
Credits
Corinthaus: Sonny says he's got The Danger under control. Carly rolls her eyes and says it's only under control for now, until someone betrays you, and then it starts all over again.
Jake's: Johnny joins Maya. Maya wants to know how much danger Ethan will be in working with Johnny. Well, first of all, Maya, gun shot wounds are not actually fatal in Port Charles. He's in much greater danger of being killed by a rogue monkey. Or Alexis. Those are the two most lethal things in this town.
Wyndermere There are some super disgusting looking cupcakes on the table. They are chocolate and vanilla with vile towers of plastic looking orange and green frosting. It's almost Mad Hatter-y. Liz and Nik settle into the house. I assume they all have to camp out in this one room they use for everything.
Jason's Penthouse: Michael stops by, and there's some business with Sam making it clear that she likes sex. Jason tells Michael his family wants to help him, but they can't understand. Michael says it's always on his mind.
Loft: Loo tells Brooke to get out. Brooke call her a bitch, and then they punch each other a couple of times. Loo chases her out of the apartment and throws her clothes into the hall. Loo angrily yells at Dante that he swore that he loved her. He looks up at her crooked and says "I did?"
Commercials
Emma's Cottage: Robin is still looking for her meds, and Patrick is still not telling her that Lisa's cheese has slid off her cracker. He leaves to pick up more meds.
Nurse's Station: I wish Lisa's hair would quit trying to piss me off. Lisa and Stephen talk about a patient, and then talk turns to Patrick. Lisa gets all awesome and sarcastic again murmuring that she wish she could find a guy who's as loyal as Patrick. heh. Then she gets all offended that Stephen is hostile towards her and says they should drop it.
House of Lemon Pledges: Carly tells Jax that Morgan visited Sonny because he was woried he was lonely.
Corinthaus: Brooke waits for Sonny. She says she's not upset because if she's upset that means she's ashamed, and she doesn't want to be ashamed. Brooke cries and talks in riddles, and then says Looloo walked in on her and Dante.
Loft: Dante tries to stand and asks if she can forgive him. SHe says it depends on the explanation he gives. Dante slurs that she's so byooteeful. She asks how much he's had to drink. He slurs "not too much really" and mutters stuff. She says he's acting weird and seems to think he's in Bensonhurst. He says she's pretty again, and Loo yells at him to stop it because he's either totally messed up or faking it, but he's in so much trouble.
Commercials
House of Lemon Pledges: Carly tells Jax that Sonny has moments of clarity when his children are dying, but then he develops selective amnesia and goes back to being The Worst. Jax suggests Carly take the kids to Martha's Vineyard. She wants him to go with her.
Jason's Penthouse: Michael says Jason and Sonny can't fix this. Jason sits with him and says some things you just have to live through, and sometimes the way out is time. Michael says he read about soldiers and PTSD, and how they can be just fine and then suddenly on the ground screaming. He cries a little and says he knows how that feels, that Kristina touched him on the shoulder and he almost took her head off. Jason says it will get better. Michael says it must help having Sam waiting for him. Jason says it does and says Michael will meet someone. Michael's face grows sad, as he clearly doesn't think that's an option. aw, poor kid. Michael leaves, and Sam comes downstairs and asks if Michael is going to be okay. Jason says no. These people, I swear. Not that therapy cures everything, but how ridiculous not to even try. Just send this damaged kid out into the world and hope for the best, I guess.
Jake's: Johnny makes some shooting jokes, and Maya says she doesn't find any of it funny. Yes, Maya, we know, you are a humorless bore. Ethan shows up, and Maya and Johnny put on guilty faces.
Jake's: I can't imagine the wine at Jake's being anything but gross. Maxie sips wine while Patches has water. Patches says maybe Patrick is just flirting, and maybe Maxie should stay out of it. Maxie says Patrick doesn't look flirted with, he looks stalked.
GH: Patrick tells Stephen he can't consult on anymore of Lisa's cases. Stephen says he already made that call. Lisa comes down the stare while Music Guy plays that music that tells us something ominous is happening. It's usually Helena's theme, but six of one. Patrick accuses her of stealing Robin's meds, and Lisa is as usual, oh, so offended that he would even think such a thing. The she strolls off to cut Robin's brake lines.
Commercials
Wyndermere: Liz and Nik have put the boys to bed. He pours them tea, and I think Alfred set out 'smores. That's weird. Liz thanks Nik for being helpful and supportive.
Jake's: Maxie says she stopped by Robin's when she was out of town, and Lisa was there acting like she owned the place. She beats herself up a little more for being Lucky's drug dealer slash fuck buddy for awhile. He tells her to quit being down on herself She says she doesn't regret being with him because she liked their time together.
Corinthaus: Brooke says she and Dante were at Jake's and one thing led to another. Sonny says something bizarre like maybe Dante and Looloo have certain arrangments, I guess like they are swingers or something? He says that he likes Luke, but if Dante wants to be with Brooke, he'd be fine with that. Um, what about if Brooke tries to date rape your son, would you be down with that?
Loft: Dante dunks his head in the sink. He doesn't even recognize Looloo, and he thinks he's in Bensonhurst. Loo realizes he's not just drunk, that he must be on something, and she wants to take him to the hospital. He says she looks so familiar, and he'd like to make out with her on a chair. Loo keeps trying to tell him he's not in Brooklyn, but he doesn't know what that means.
Commercials
Wyndermere: I don't care what anyone says. I think babies are kind of cute. Nik holds the baby who is wearing a little outfit that makes my ovaries twitch. It's not footies. It's like a onesie that also has a widdle sleeping bag at the bottom and his widdle feeties wiggle. Baby makes widdle grunty baby noises and listens to Nik. Liz comes in and says Nik is a natural. Baby seems to want to cry, but he's a baby, so he doesn't even know how to get that going competently yet.
Jake's: Maya and Ethan dance in a slow motion dance montage to a totally lame song. Then they put their faces against each other without kissing.
Loft: Dante lies on the bed, and Loo tends to him and puts a compress on his head. She's worried about him. He keeps saying she's so beautiful, like a sunset or a flower. She asks him if he ever cheated on a girlfriend. He says he can't talk about it. He falls asleep saying he gave his word, that they both gave their word. This, understandably, confuses the heck out of Looloo.
House of Lemon Pledges: Jax agrees to go to Martha's Vineyard. Jax says he likes it when they do things together for the sake of the kids.
Corinthaus: Jason tells Sonny that Michael and Johny were in a shooting. Sonny says he doesn't want Michael anywhere near this. Why does he think having the opinion that his kids should be safe is remotely the same as actually doing things that would keep them safe. Sonny says he promised Carly he would do things to keep the kids safe, but he doesn't know how much it's going to cost.
Commercials
Emma's Cottage: Patrick brings the meds home and Robin wonders how this happened. Patrick says he'll change the locks to be safe. Robin notices the picture is gone, and Patrick says he hit it with his bicycle because he wasn't wearing his glasses, but he and Johnny Bravo are going to win the singing contest, and then he'll replace it.
Loft: Dante sleeps it off, and Loo sits by him and talks endlessly about stuff. Michael shows up and Loo asks him to make sure Dante doesn't die or anything, and then she says she's going to make Brooke pay. Michael tells Dante's sleeping form "I'd hate to be you tomorrow."
Corinthaus: Sonny says Michael has had too many close calls, so he's got to make the truce with Johnny.
Jake's: Johnny says Ethan let Maya go home alone. Ethan says "yeah, I wanna take it slow. Let her mind wander." hee. Johnny says they are retaliating against Sonny on Friday. Ethan says sadly he has plans on Friday. I love Ethan which makes me think he's about to die or change. Johnny says he'll pay Ethan to be his witness when he kills Sonny in self defense. The camera angle says "danger", but the jukebox knows that obviously Sonny never dies.
the end
He's in much greater danger of being killed by a rogue monkey. Or Alexis. Those are the two most lethal things in this town.
WORD thanks Mad!
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Patrick says he hit it with his bicycle because he wasn't wearing his glasses, but he and Johnny Bravo are going to win the singing contest, and then he'll replace it
hee hee at the Brady Bunch reference.
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Another day another great capping. I only hope the Dante/Lulu scene is half as good as your describe it.
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" These people, I swear. Not that therapy cures everything, but how ridiculous not to even try. Just send this damaged kid out into the world and hope for the best, I guess."
To be fair, the last time Jason & Sam tried to get Mikey some therapy there was a massive retcon & the therapist tried to kill Sam after everyone found out AJ paid him to try to kill Jason shortly after the accident. Do you think they want to go through THAT convoluted BS again? I sure don't. LOL
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