GH: Mammary, all alone in the moonlight
Corinthaus: Sonny and his man boobs stare out the window. He clutches the slip of paper Robin gave him that has Brenda's number on it. A young man walks into the room and calls him Dad. Sonny blinks at this polite boy and says he doesn't need to worry about him.
Welcome Hoe: Jason tells Carly to drop her saved by the belling of Dante. Carly tries to play it off like she's not up to something but he goads her until she starts hollering about how Dante is. "He ruined Michael's life, and thus I think it's only fair if I make him get a massage with a happy ending!" Jason says she's kidding herself if she thinks she can somehow keep Michael out of it.
Bullpen: Looloo continues to bore Lucky with her endless yammering about Dante. Her boobs are very distracting. She thinks that marriage is how you kill a relationship. Well, on a soap, she is actually 90% correct. Loo says she knows Dante would never hurt her.
Jake's: Brooke adjusts her purse so that we can see the bottle of prescription pills. Dante starts slurring as the drug kicks in. He salutes and slurs that he's sworn to protect against all manner of attacks, including the panic variety. He knocks her purse off the table and bends over to pick it up.
Credits
Jake's: Dante shakes the prescription bottle that has no label and asks what they are. She says they are panic attack meds. He says the beer is particularly potent. Brooke then tries to figure out the best way to rape him and says it's nice that he gets her. Coleman brings them more beer, and Brooke becomes nervous because Dante is a mess and seems drugged, not drunk, and she doesn't want Coleman to cock block her.
Bullpen: Patches says if a guy ever says "you complete me", head for zee hills because one really wants to find an already completed person to share a life. fair enough.
Corinthaus: Morgan cries that he still loves Sonny, even though he's apparently planning on never seeing him again once the adoption is final. Sonny stares politely at him and oddly doesn't say he loves him too. "and you are?"
GH: Shawn D finds Maxie staring hard at Lisa. Her eyes bug out and her face is all twitchy and busy because Kirsten Storms is taking it seriously when the script says "Maxie stares at Lisa" She doesn't trust Lisa.
Nurse's Station: Lisa still has her stupid looking Marie Antoinette hair. Did she get up at 3am to make that happen? She's brimming with crazy today and coos to Patrick that he looks sexy when he thinks, and they can meet in private and never tell Robin and has he seen her marbles because she can't find them anywhere. He rolls his eyes and tries to ignore her. Robin shows up and endears herself to me by saying visiting her mother is exhausting. She asks if anything of note happened. She does a good job of being easy, breezy about it, like she's not thinking about Lisa.
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Kept Woman Manor: The boys play on the floor while Nik watches. Cameron asks if he can ride Spencer's pony, and Nik asks who the hell Spencer is. Liz brings in the baby and exposits that they are just "staying" at Wyndermere, not moving, so they don't have to pack all their stuff. Um, is she really letting them do their packing? Wouldn't that mean they show up with no underwear or socks, half a box of crayons, a baseball, some matchbox cars, and what was once a banana? She sends the boys upstairs to do whatever freakishly quiet activity they are always into on the second floor. Nik wants to make sure he's not forcing an issue with the move...er stay to Wyndermere. She bounces the baby and says she's looking forward to it. The baby, for his part, sits there looking dumbfounded and wondering if he just crapped his pants.
Bullpen: Michael stops by and tells Lucky that Jason is out of prison. Michael thanks Lucky for covering for him at the shooting. Lucky glances around furtively and says it was a serious thing. Michael says he got a good look at the car and none of them worked for his dad. Lucky says Michael saved Johnny's life, but he needs to take a step back now b/c Johnny and Sonny are going to The Danger each other until someone gets hurt. Not that I don't disagree that hanging around Johnny or Sonny is ill advised, but Michael was talking to a guy in broad daylight on a busy street. It's not like he was in his father's warehouse or a mine field or Mel Gibson's mind or anything.
Jake's: Brooke apparently got a boob job during the commercial break. A girlfriend and I joked in college that water bras should come with viagra because while maybe the are good at luring a guy in, you are really only attracting guys who prefer a big rack, and when the bra comes off, their interest is sure to wane. Brooke takes off her shirt that was over her tank top and tries to get her rape on.
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GH: Shawn D carries his obviously empty coffee cup and informs Robin on his spy mission on Lisa. She's just doing a consult. Why can Maxie and Looloo hang out everywhere but Crimson all the time?
Nurse's Station: Who designed the nurse's station to be 18 feet above the floor? Nik chats with Patrick who is up on the Nurse's Station, but Nik is on the actual floor, and he looks like he needs a ladder. Nik talks about budget stuff, and Patrick asks how Liz is and tries not to sound wistful. Lisa eaveslurks. Nik says he's trying to respect Liz's boundaries. Patrick says he wishes he'd held onto his boundaries.
Kept Woman Manor: Robin visits, and they gossip about staying to Wyndermere. Robin stares into space and says Liz seems to have it all figured out. Liz can tell Robin is clearly wanting to be nosy but isn't for some reason, so she asks "what?" heh. Robin asks if this means Liz and Nik are a couple. Why would two people who have a child together and will be living together be a couple? Preposterous!
Bullpen: Jason visits the police station before his girlfriend. Also, where the heck is Sam? Lucky tells him that Sonny put something into motion that almost got Michael killed. yadda yadda revenge plot, frame Johnny, and Michael was there when the bullets flew.
Corinthaus: Sonny says when Michael's parole is done, he'll be able to see Sonny and hopefully Morgan will to. Do these people know that "adopt" doesn't mean "move to Antarctica?" Carly shows up and scowls.
Jake's: Dante slurs t Brooke that she's warm and wonderful and a great girl, and he knows she wants him to be her friend, but she's gotta wear more clothes around him. Then he says "it's just humans, or girl humans...they...give off waves of stuff" He gesticulates to show where the little cartoon lines of pheromones would be drawn. Brooke helps him to the door as Dante stumbles like so many coeds before him.
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Lucky asks Jason to get Sonny or Johnny to back off so there won't be blood shed.
Carly yells at Sonny for spending time with Morgan.
Loft: Brooke dumps Dante off on the sofa and gives him more beer. Isn't an erection usually a key component in heterosexual relations?
Kept Woman Manor: Robin congratulates herself on how awesome she is for giving herself to Patrick and that it's worth it.
Emma's Cottage: Lisa has keys for some reason. Maybe she willed them into being using nuts and bananas. There is a simply enormous bouquet of yellow tulips on a table. Lisa calls out to see if anyone's home and then scurries through the dark house like a bat in a belfry.
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Kept Woman Manor: Liz buckles baby into his car seat, and I swear he looks like he's smiling up at her. so cute! Cameron has packed a suitcase and a backpack. Liz continues to insist that they pack light because that won't be a total pain in the ass to have to treck back and forth with Creepy Rowboat Guy every couple of days to get more socks or toys. Baby makes little baby gurgle sounds to amuse himself, and then they leave for "Daddy's house"
Jason's Penthouse: Sam rushes into Jason's arms with a weird yelp. Piano Guy gently plays their song. She sits him on the couch and says she has a surprise for him. She rushes upstairs.
Jake's: Loo shows up to find Dante. He apparently texted he was here and Brooke was having a rough time. Coleman says Kate called from Toronto. Loo asks "my Kate" Coleman laughs "your Kate, my Kate, she's the same Kate." Coleman asks about Kate's schedule b/c he's going to visit her and wants to know if she can stay away a few extra days. I"m not sure what this is all about, but Looloo sure can be delightful when she's not yammering about losing herself.
Loft: Dante has become one with the sofa and is likely operating in a blackout at this point. Brooke kisses him. It's about as romantic as watching someone kiss a corpse.
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Jake's: Maxie visits Lucky. She meths out for a bit about Mac not being able to know about this. She wants Lucky to run a background check on Lisa. I guess that means we won't get a scene with someone pouring over microfiche and finding all the newspaper stories about how Lisa has killed 12 men. Lucky says he can't invade a person's privacy just because Maxie has a hunch. Maxie insists she knows Lisa is trouble b/c Lisa is into Patrick the way Maxie herself was into Lucky. Lucky nods, realizing that is a troubling situation to be.
Emma's Cottage: Patrick comes home to see an open suitcase on the sofa. Robin is tearing all over the place looking for her HIV meds. She always takes some with her and leaves some at home for a trip, and now she can't find them. Patrick gulps realizing that Lisa needs a checkup from the neck up.
GH: Meanwhile, Lisa dumps Robin's HIV meds in a hazardous waste bucket at the hospital. But that's not crazy enough. It'd be much more effective to replace Robin's meds with placebos. Robin is a doctor, and her husband is a doctor, Lisa. She can get a refill.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam comes downstairs in a black and pink lingerie. I think there are ruffles on the tush, and there are too many bows, but it's cute. The shoes must be mine! Black patent leather with pink satin trim. Jason tells her he loves her, and he loves her outfit, and she must never, ever wear it for anyone else. They kiss, and he carries her upstairs while their song plays.
Corinthaus: Sonny says that because Michael is free, they should all be happy. Carly says Michael isn't free, and he has nightmares and isn't the same and some damage is permanent. Well then maybe spend some dang time trying to help him instead of running around trying to get Dante laid, dum dum.
Loft: Speaking of which. Brooke is down to her bra and straddles Dante's lap and kisses him. Dante's hands are all over her back. Loo walks in and stares aghast. Up in heaven, Georgie can't help but to chuckle a little.
The end
Welcome Hoe: Jason tells Carly to drop her saved by the belling of Dante. Carly tries to play it off like she's not up to something but he goads her until she starts hollering about how Dante is. "He ruined Michael's life, and thus I think it's only fair if I make him get a massage with a happy ending!" Jason says she's kidding herself if she thinks she can somehow keep Michael out of it.
Bullpen: Looloo continues to bore Lucky with her endless yammering about Dante. Her boobs are very distracting. She thinks that marriage is how you kill a relationship. Well, on a soap, she is actually 90% correct. Loo says she knows Dante would never hurt her.
Jake's: Brooke adjusts her purse so that we can see the bottle of prescription pills. Dante starts slurring as the drug kicks in. He salutes and slurs that he's sworn to protect against all manner of attacks, including the panic variety. He knocks her purse off the table and bends over to pick it up.
Credits
Jake's: Dante shakes the prescription bottle that has no label and asks what they are. She says they are panic attack meds. He says the beer is particularly potent. Brooke then tries to figure out the best way to rape him and says it's nice that he gets her. Coleman brings them more beer, and Brooke becomes nervous because Dante is a mess and seems drugged, not drunk, and she doesn't want Coleman to cock block her.
Bullpen: Patches says if a guy ever says "you complete me", head for zee hills because one really wants to find an already completed person to share a life. fair enough.
Corinthaus: Morgan cries that he still loves Sonny, even though he's apparently planning on never seeing him again once the adoption is final. Sonny stares politely at him and oddly doesn't say he loves him too. "and you are?"
GH: Shawn D finds Maxie staring hard at Lisa. Her eyes bug out and her face is all twitchy and busy because Kirsten Storms is taking it seriously when the script says "Maxie stares at Lisa" She doesn't trust Lisa.
Nurse's Station: Lisa still has her stupid looking Marie Antoinette hair. Did she get up at 3am to make that happen? She's brimming with crazy today and coos to Patrick that he looks sexy when he thinks, and they can meet in private and never tell Robin and has he seen her marbles because she can't find them anywhere. He rolls his eyes and tries to ignore her. Robin shows up and endears herself to me by saying visiting her mother is exhausting. She asks if anything of note happened. She does a good job of being easy, breezy about it, like she's not thinking about Lisa.
Commercials
Kept Woman Manor: The boys play on the floor while Nik watches. Cameron asks if he can ride Spencer's pony, and Nik asks who the hell Spencer is. Liz brings in the baby and exposits that they are just "staying" at Wyndermere, not moving, so they don't have to pack all their stuff. Um, is she really letting them do their packing? Wouldn't that mean they show up with no underwear or socks, half a box of crayons, a baseball, some matchbox cars, and what was once a banana? She sends the boys upstairs to do whatever freakishly quiet activity they are always into on the second floor. Nik wants to make sure he's not forcing an issue with the move...er stay to Wyndermere. She bounces the baby and says she's looking forward to it. The baby, for his part, sits there looking dumbfounded and wondering if he just crapped his pants.
Bullpen: Michael stops by and tells Lucky that Jason is out of prison. Michael thanks Lucky for covering for him at the shooting. Lucky glances around furtively and says it was a serious thing. Michael says he got a good look at the car and none of them worked for his dad. Lucky says Michael saved Johnny's life, but he needs to take a step back now b/c Johnny and Sonny are going to The Danger each other until someone gets hurt. Not that I don't disagree that hanging around Johnny or Sonny is ill advised, but Michael was talking to a guy in broad daylight on a busy street. It's not like he was in his father's warehouse or a mine field or Mel Gibson's mind or anything.
Jake's: Brooke apparently got a boob job during the commercial break. A girlfriend and I joked in college that water bras should come with viagra because while maybe the are good at luring a guy in, you are really only attracting guys who prefer a big rack, and when the bra comes off, their interest is sure to wane. Brooke takes off her shirt that was over her tank top and tries to get her rape on.
Commercials
GH: Shawn D carries his obviously empty coffee cup and informs Robin on his spy mission on Lisa. She's just doing a consult. Why can Maxie and Looloo hang out everywhere but Crimson all the time?
Nurse's Station: Who designed the nurse's station to be 18 feet above the floor? Nik chats with Patrick who is up on the Nurse's Station, but Nik is on the actual floor, and he looks like he needs a ladder. Nik talks about budget stuff, and Patrick asks how Liz is and tries not to sound wistful. Lisa eaveslurks. Nik says he's trying to respect Liz's boundaries. Patrick says he wishes he'd held onto his boundaries.
Kept Woman Manor: Robin visits, and they gossip about staying to Wyndermere. Robin stares into space and says Liz seems to have it all figured out. Liz can tell Robin is clearly wanting to be nosy but isn't for some reason, so she asks "what?" heh. Robin asks if this means Liz and Nik are a couple. Why would two people who have a child together and will be living together be a couple? Preposterous!
Bullpen: Jason visits the police station before his girlfriend. Also, where the heck is Sam? Lucky tells him that Sonny put something into motion that almost got Michael killed. yadda yadda revenge plot, frame Johnny, and Michael was there when the bullets flew.
Corinthaus: Sonny says when Michael's parole is done, he'll be able to see Sonny and hopefully Morgan will to. Do these people know that "adopt" doesn't mean "move to Antarctica?" Carly shows up and scowls.
Jake's: Dante slurs t Brooke that she's warm and wonderful and a great girl, and he knows she wants him to be her friend, but she's gotta wear more clothes around him. Then he says "it's just humans, or girl humans...they...give off waves of stuff" He gesticulates to show where the little cartoon lines of pheromones would be drawn. Brooke helps him to the door as Dante stumbles like so many coeds before him.
Commercials
Lucky asks Jason to get Sonny or Johnny to back off so there won't be blood shed.
Carly yells at Sonny for spending time with Morgan.
Loft: Brooke dumps Dante off on the sofa and gives him more beer. Isn't an erection usually a key component in heterosexual relations?
Kept Woman Manor: Robin congratulates herself on how awesome she is for giving herself to Patrick and that it's worth it.
Emma's Cottage: Lisa has keys for some reason. Maybe she willed them into being using nuts and bananas. There is a simply enormous bouquet of yellow tulips on a table. Lisa calls out to see if anyone's home and then scurries through the dark house like a bat in a belfry.
Commercials
Kept Woman Manor: Liz buckles baby into his car seat, and I swear he looks like he's smiling up at her. so cute! Cameron has packed a suitcase and a backpack. Liz continues to insist that they pack light because that won't be a total pain in the ass to have to treck back and forth with Creepy Rowboat Guy every couple of days to get more socks or toys. Baby makes little baby gurgle sounds to amuse himself, and then they leave for "Daddy's house"
Jason's Penthouse: Sam rushes into Jason's arms with a weird yelp. Piano Guy gently plays their song. She sits him on the couch and says she has a surprise for him. She rushes upstairs.
Jake's: Loo shows up to find Dante. He apparently texted he was here and Brooke was having a rough time. Coleman says Kate called from Toronto. Loo asks "my Kate" Coleman laughs "your Kate, my Kate, she's the same Kate." Coleman asks about Kate's schedule b/c he's going to visit her and wants to know if she can stay away a few extra days. I"m not sure what this is all about, but Looloo sure can be delightful when she's not yammering about losing herself.
Loft: Dante has become one with the sofa and is likely operating in a blackout at this point. Brooke kisses him. It's about as romantic as watching someone kiss a corpse.
Commercials
Jake's: Maxie visits Lucky. She meths out for a bit about Mac not being able to know about this. She wants Lucky to run a background check on Lisa. I guess that means we won't get a scene with someone pouring over microfiche and finding all the newspaper stories about how Lisa has killed 12 men. Lucky says he can't invade a person's privacy just because Maxie has a hunch. Maxie insists she knows Lisa is trouble b/c Lisa is into Patrick the way Maxie herself was into Lucky. Lucky nods, realizing that is a troubling situation to be.
Emma's Cottage: Patrick comes home to see an open suitcase on the sofa. Robin is tearing all over the place looking for her HIV meds. She always takes some with her and leaves some at home for a trip, and now she can't find them. Patrick gulps realizing that Lisa needs a checkup from the neck up.
GH: Meanwhile, Lisa dumps Robin's HIV meds in a hazardous waste bucket at the hospital. But that's not crazy enough. It'd be much more effective to replace Robin's meds with placebos. Robin is a doctor, and her husband is a doctor, Lisa. She can get a refill.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam comes downstairs in a black and pink lingerie. I think there are ruffles on the tush, and there are too many bows, but it's cute. The shoes must be mine! Black patent leather with pink satin trim. Jason tells her he loves her, and he loves her outfit, and she must never, ever wear it for anyone else. They kiss, and he carries her upstairs while their song plays.
Corinthaus: Sonny says that because Michael is free, they should all be happy. Carly says Michael isn't free, and he has nightmares and isn't the same and some damage is permanent. Well then maybe spend some dang time trying to help him instead of running around trying to get Dante laid, dum dum.
Loft: Speaking of which. Brooke is down to her bra and straddles Dante's lap and kisses him. Dante's hands are all over her back. Loo walks in and stares aghast. Up in heaven, Georgie can't help but to chuckle a little.
The end
Sonny stares politely at him and oddly doesn't say he loves him too. "and you are?"
LOL Poor Fred Savage Sonny looked at him like he's a stranger and the poor kid thinks he's sad over not seeing his kids and in reality he's pining over Miss Giggles.
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Thanx for the nod to Georgie! I'd much rather see her than "miss giggles"
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"Dante has become one with the sofa and is likely operating in a blackout at this point. Brooke kisses him. It's about as romantic as watching someone kiss a corpse."
Yep. What was most jarring for me wasn't that it happened but the viciousness with which it happened. Straight up assault.
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"Loft: Speaking of which. Brooke is down to her bra and straddles Dante's lap and kisses him. Dante's hands are all over her back. Loo walks in and stares aghast. Up in heaven, Georgie can't help but to chuckle a little."
I never liked Georgie, but I laughed long & hard @ this.
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