GH 8/25: Coffee Break
Loft: Dante wakes up and snuggles Looloo, but it's Brooke, and she says he was amazing last night. Then Dante wakes with a start, and no on is in bed. Poor Michael is stuck on the lumpy sofa. Loo brings coffee. Either she didn't want coffee, and she was thoughtful and brought one for Dante and one for Michael, or she's a jerk, and she brought coffee for herself and Dante and basically left Michael out and will likely expect him to get up and leave (even though she'll be all fake and say he should stay)
Woods: Sam and Jason slept on the ground. That would be lame.
Emma's Cottage: Robin slept on the sofa. Maxie barges in and sees that Robin has been crying. Robin tells her that Patrick cheated on him with Lisa.
Nurse's Station: Lisa eaveslurks from the Deathinator Balcony. Below, Patrick tells Stephen that Robin threw him out last night. I don't see how Lisa could have possibly heard that, but she appears to have.
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Loft: Poor Michael has to hop up and scramble into clothes and go walk around outside for the next 20 hours. The answer is she did bring a coffee for Michael and a muffin. That doesn't really help that he still feels like he has no home. Loo tells Dante that she doesn't think he should have been drinking with Brooke.
Bullpen: Ethan brings coffee to Lucky. Kelly's must be having a 2fer sale 2day. Lucky finds it curious that Johnny wasn't armed, when he knew Sonny was gunning for him. Ethan shrugs that Johnny should have known better. Lucky wants Ethan to quit hanging out with Johnny, and Ethan chuckles that he's not going to switch to a crime-free lifestyle.
Emma's Cottage: Robin dissects her conversation with Patrick while Maxie listens. Maxie say Lisa has been after Patrick since she came to town. Robin says Lisa was so nice to her at first. When was that? You don't count Super Fake Niceness as Actual Niceness, Robin. You count it as a warning shot. Robin laments that she made the classic mistake of thinking she could change a man. Well, actually, the mistake is not thinking you can change a person. The mistake is picking someone you believe needs to be different. The mistake is not picking someone you can accept and love for who they are.
Nurse's Station: Stephen and Patrick seem to be sitting on that giant step at the nurse's station. I would think any passing patients or visitors would find this rather alarming. Lisa makes her way down the stairs without dying or causing any miscarriages. Patrick tells Stephen all the things Lisa has done, and Stephen thinks she's crossed over into stalker territory. Patrick says Robin is devastated and not speaking to him. He can't believe he did this to his family. Lisa sidles up and cheerfully bids them a good morning.
Wyndermere: Nik, Liz, The Boys x3 and Baby sit around and have a ridiculous breakfast in the study/parlor/dining room/office. There's pancakes and waffles homefries, scrambled eggs, pitcher of orange juice, about 4 pounds of bacon...all of it on silver platters. The boys look tiny on the gigantic sofa with a plate full of food in their laps. I guess it's nice Nik isn't particular about his things b/c I can imagine that sofa being smeared in bacon grease, syrup and egg bits. Nik is going to take the boys riding.
Bullpen Ethan and Lucky have a chat. Ethan wants Lucky to leave his cop job and become a reprobate with him. I don't think he means to insult Lucky's job, he seems to just believe his life is very fun and exciting.
Loft: Loo still needs some convincing that she can trust Dante. He promises he loves her, and she's the only one, and he'll prove it. They start to kiss, and Brooke knocks on the door asking if he's home. Yeah, step one would be to move, guy.
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Loft: Dante and Loo sit quietly on the couch, and Brooke obnoxiously keeps knocking and knocking and calling to Dante that it's important. Dante whispers that she'll go away. Brooke obnoxiously keeps pounding at the door. Loo gets annoyed and answers the door, and Brooke saunters in being all aw shucks about it and saying she was a victim too. Dante and Loo can't resist asking how she figures. She says she was drunk, and Dante kept saying he always liked her. She adds that sometimes when people are drunk, they say things they mean but normally wouldn't say.
Woods: Jason carries Sam to a dillapidated cabin in the woods. I'm guessing they aren't in Port Charles b/c those cabins all have the same decorator. Someone went to town buying up fountain grass for props. They goldilocks their way in and complain there is no phone or electricity. Jason sets about stealing the canned food.
GH: Ethan finds Kristina outside Johnny's room. Ethan assures her that Johnny is as much to blame for getting shot as Sonny is.
Bullpen: Maxie gossips to Lucky that Patrick and Lisa cheated, and Lisa kidnapped Emma briefly. It was more an icecreamnap. Maxie worries what else Lisa could have done, and she thinks it's an implied threat. She repeats her request for lucky to run a background check.
GH: Patrick is indeed pouting about this. They both agree that while it was wrong for Patrick to cheat, they can agree that Lisa is the bad guy in all of this. Just look how she wears red scrubs for heaven's sake. The men leave, and Lisa and Piph saunter up. Robin slowly approaches and asks to speak to Lisa alone. Lisa gives a delightful smile and asks what she can do for Robin. Robin says she can wipe the stupid smile off her face. Lisa brightly says okay, and then turns her face to expressionless. Robin says she's a slutty whore or a whorey slut, along those lines, but if she ever touches her baby again, she'll punch her in the kneecaps.
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Bullpen: Lucky says he's looked into Lisa's file, and she's led an exemplary life. Maxie asks if any of her boyfriends have ended up dead or missing. Lucky gently mocks her as if that sort of thing doesn't happen every 36 to 96 months in this town. (Looking at you Sam. Miss you, Heather Webber!) Lucky says this was just an affair, and Lisa will work herself back into normal behavior. Maxie is annoyed.
GH: Lisa patiently tells Robin to get a hold of herself and patronizingly adds "this is a hospital" Robin says all kinds of people sleep with married men, but taking a baby is sick. She says she'll call the police next time and wishes her a great afternoon.
Cabin: Sam whines about how she's a crappy cook. I guess he got the porridge just right. I used to find it so cute watching these two eat, now I just want to bind and gag them. She loves when it's just the two of them. He does too.
Loft Dante speaks to Brooke like she has a mental incapacity and says that he's in love with Brooke. Loo offers to write it down on a note and put it on her door. Brooke is so gross and weird and pathetic and says that drugs or no, Dante wants her. She leaves and tells Loo that one day when Dante grows sick of Looloo, she'll be waiting. She leaves. Brooke is a terrible Spy Hooker. Dante tells Loo to forget her b/c what matters is what's in their hearts, and he wants to be with Looloo.
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Loft: Loo says she's having a hard time processing all of this, and it still pisses her off.
Wyndermere: Liz walks around with Baby and tells him how The Boys are having a good time. Presumably Homer is having the most fun b/c people besides the butler talk to him now. Liz says she wishes she didn't feel so out of place. Nik, btw, was listening from the doorway.
GH: Ethan blathers that no one is all bad, not even Sonny Kristina is wearing a purple and teal sweater set. Ethan says he's a con man and a thief, but she knows he's got some redeeming qualities. Krisitina says she appreciates his attempts, but she knows he's a generally good person.
Cabin: Jason talks, and Sam whispers. He's going to find a way home, and she'll stay here b/c of her feeble ankle. Their love song starts, and Jason says after his time in prison, he's decided to make sure he never loses her again. then he leaves.
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Loft: I can't really handle another five minutes of these two. Dante says he learned from falling in love with her that love doesn't magically show up, it builds up after weeks and months of knowing a person. He says it would kill him to lose her, he loves her so much. She smiles wryly and asks if he's saying there was no lightning bolt with her. She says his words were very sweet, but she's not ready to forgive him yet. She whispers into his ear and makes him blush, and he undresses her.
Kelly's: Brooke speaks to someone on the phone about something she's ordered. Michael shows up and shakes his head. She invites him to sit. He says his mom has been acting weird, and she had dinner with looloo and suddenly didn't seem to hate Looloo anymore. Brooke says it's normal for grudges to go away. Michael says there is nothing normal about Carly's Epic Grudge Holding Abilities. He says it's also strange that Brooke and Dante were ogether. He cuts to the chase "you're working for my mom, aren't you? She's paying you to break up Looloo and Dante."
Bullpen: Lisa stops by to introduce herself to Lucky. She seems pleasant and sane, and says she finds it hard to say this, but Robin Drake said she'd kill her, and she thinks she means it. Her eyes grow moist as she says it, and she appears to be legitimately concerned and shaken. Lisa rules.
Nurse's Station: Robin works on a file, and Patrick approaches. She starts hollering at him, and smacking at his chest and arms when he tries to calm her down. She bellows that she can't believe he'd cheat on her with Lisa. Everyone is stuck having to stop and stare and listen b/c it's not like anyone could pretend they don't see and hear this.
Cabin: Jason carries Sam out the door, and they get shot at.
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Woods: Sam and Jason slept on the ground. That would be lame.
Emma's Cottage: Robin slept on the sofa. Maxie barges in and sees that Robin has been crying. Robin tells her that Patrick cheated on him with Lisa.
Nurse's Station: Lisa eaveslurks from the Deathinator Balcony. Below, Patrick tells Stephen that Robin threw him out last night. I don't see how Lisa could have possibly heard that, but she appears to have.
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Loft: Poor Michael has to hop up and scramble into clothes and go walk around outside for the next 20 hours. The answer is she did bring a coffee for Michael and a muffin. That doesn't really help that he still feels like he has no home. Loo tells Dante that she doesn't think he should have been drinking with Brooke.
Bullpen: Ethan brings coffee to Lucky. Kelly's must be having a 2fer sale 2day. Lucky finds it curious that Johnny wasn't armed, when he knew Sonny was gunning for him. Ethan shrugs that Johnny should have known better. Lucky wants Ethan to quit hanging out with Johnny, and Ethan chuckles that he's not going to switch to a crime-free lifestyle.
Emma's Cottage: Robin dissects her conversation with Patrick while Maxie listens. Maxie say Lisa has been after Patrick since she came to town. Robin says Lisa was so nice to her at first. When was that? You don't count Super Fake Niceness as Actual Niceness, Robin. You count it as a warning shot. Robin laments that she made the classic mistake of thinking she could change a man. Well, actually, the mistake is not thinking you can change a person. The mistake is picking someone you believe needs to be different. The mistake is not picking someone you can accept and love for who they are.
Nurse's Station: Stephen and Patrick seem to be sitting on that giant step at the nurse's station. I would think any passing patients or visitors would find this rather alarming. Lisa makes her way down the stairs without dying or causing any miscarriages. Patrick tells Stephen all the things Lisa has done, and Stephen thinks she's crossed over into stalker territory. Patrick says Robin is devastated and not speaking to him. He can't believe he did this to his family. Lisa sidles up and cheerfully bids them a good morning.
Wyndermere: Nik, Liz, The Boys x3 and Baby sit around and have a ridiculous breakfast in the study/parlor/dining room/office. There's pancakes and waffles homefries, scrambled eggs, pitcher of orange juice, about 4 pounds of bacon...all of it on silver platters. The boys look tiny on the gigantic sofa with a plate full of food in their laps. I guess it's nice Nik isn't particular about his things b/c I can imagine that sofa being smeared in bacon grease, syrup and egg bits. Nik is going to take the boys riding.
Bullpen Ethan and Lucky have a chat. Ethan wants Lucky to leave his cop job and become a reprobate with him. I don't think he means to insult Lucky's job, he seems to just believe his life is very fun and exciting.
Loft: Loo still needs some convincing that she can trust Dante. He promises he loves her, and she's the only one, and he'll prove it. They start to kiss, and Brooke knocks on the door asking if he's home. Yeah, step one would be to move, guy.
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Loft: Dante and Loo sit quietly on the couch, and Brooke obnoxiously keeps knocking and knocking and calling to Dante that it's important. Dante whispers that she'll go away. Brooke obnoxiously keeps pounding at the door. Loo gets annoyed and answers the door, and Brooke saunters in being all aw shucks about it and saying she was a victim too. Dante and Loo can't resist asking how she figures. She says she was drunk, and Dante kept saying he always liked her. She adds that sometimes when people are drunk, they say things they mean but normally wouldn't say.
Woods: Jason carries Sam to a dillapidated cabin in the woods. I'm guessing they aren't in Port Charles b/c those cabins all have the same decorator. Someone went to town buying up fountain grass for props. They goldilocks their way in and complain there is no phone or electricity. Jason sets about stealing the canned food.
GH: Ethan finds Kristina outside Johnny's room. Ethan assures her that Johnny is as much to blame for getting shot as Sonny is.
Bullpen: Maxie gossips to Lucky that Patrick and Lisa cheated, and Lisa kidnapped Emma briefly. It was more an icecreamnap. Maxie worries what else Lisa could have done, and she thinks it's an implied threat. She repeats her request for lucky to run a background check.
GH: Patrick is indeed pouting about this. They both agree that while it was wrong for Patrick to cheat, they can agree that Lisa is the bad guy in all of this. Just look how she wears red scrubs for heaven's sake. The men leave, and Lisa and Piph saunter up. Robin slowly approaches and asks to speak to Lisa alone. Lisa gives a delightful smile and asks what she can do for Robin. Robin says she can wipe the stupid smile off her face. Lisa brightly says okay, and then turns her face to expressionless. Robin says she's a slutty whore or a whorey slut, along those lines, but if she ever touches her baby again, she'll punch her in the kneecaps.
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Bullpen: Lucky says he's looked into Lisa's file, and she's led an exemplary life. Maxie asks if any of her boyfriends have ended up dead or missing. Lucky gently mocks her as if that sort of thing doesn't happen every 36 to 96 months in this town. (Looking at you Sam. Miss you, Heather Webber!) Lucky says this was just an affair, and Lisa will work herself back into normal behavior. Maxie is annoyed.
GH: Lisa patiently tells Robin to get a hold of herself and patronizingly adds "this is a hospital" Robin says all kinds of people sleep with married men, but taking a baby is sick. She says she'll call the police next time and wishes her a great afternoon.
Cabin: Sam whines about how she's a crappy cook. I guess he got the porridge just right. I used to find it so cute watching these two eat, now I just want to bind and gag them. She loves when it's just the two of them. He does too.
Loft Dante speaks to Brooke like she has a mental incapacity and says that he's in love with Brooke. Loo offers to write it down on a note and put it on her door. Brooke is so gross and weird and pathetic and says that drugs or no, Dante wants her. She leaves and tells Loo that one day when Dante grows sick of Looloo, she'll be waiting. She leaves. Brooke is a terrible Spy Hooker. Dante tells Loo to forget her b/c what matters is what's in their hearts, and he wants to be with Looloo.
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Loft: Loo says she's having a hard time processing all of this, and it still pisses her off.
Wyndermere: Liz walks around with Baby and tells him how The Boys are having a good time. Presumably Homer is having the most fun b/c people besides the butler talk to him now. Liz says she wishes she didn't feel so out of place. Nik, btw, was listening from the doorway.
GH: Ethan blathers that no one is all bad, not even Sonny Kristina is wearing a purple and teal sweater set. Ethan says he's a con man and a thief, but she knows he's got some redeeming qualities. Krisitina says she appreciates his attempts, but she knows he's a generally good person.
Cabin: Jason talks, and Sam whispers. He's going to find a way home, and she'll stay here b/c of her feeble ankle. Their love song starts, and Jason says after his time in prison, he's decided to make sure he never loses her again. then he leaves.
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Loft: I can't really handle another five minutes of these two. Dante says he learned from falling in love with her that love doesn't magically show up, it builds up after weeks and months of knowing a person. He says it would kill him to lose her, he loves her so much. She smiles wryly and asks if he's saying there was no lightning bolt with her. She says his words were very sweet, but she's not ready to forgive him yet. She whispers into his ear and makes him blush, and he undresses her.
Kelly's: Brooke speaks to someone on the phone about something she's ordered. Michael shows up and shakes his head. She invites him to sit. He says his mom has been acting weird, and she had dinner with looloo and suddenly didn't seem to hate Looloo anymore. Brooke says it's normal for grudges to go away. Michael says there is nothing normal about Carly's Epic Grudge Holding Abilities. He says it's also strange that Brooke and Dante were ogether. He cuts to the chase "you're working for my mom, aren't you? She's paying you to break up Looloo and Dante."
Bullpen: Lisa stops by to introduce herself to Lucky. She seems pleasant and sane, and says she finds it hard to say this, but Robin Drake said she'd kill her, and she thinks she means it. Her eyes grow moist as she says it, and she appears to be legitimately concerned and shaken. Lisa rules.
Nurse's Station: Robin works on a file, and Patrick approaches. She starts hollering at him, and smacking at his chest and arms when he tries to calm her down. She bellows that she can't believe he'd cheat on her with Lisa. Everyone is stuck having to stop and stare and listen b/c it's not like anyone could pretend they don't see and hear this.
Cabin: Jason carries Sam out the door, and they get shot at.
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It was more an icecreamnap.
hee hee
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I used to find it so cute watching these two eat, now I just want to bind and gag them
your not the only one and Sam not being able to cook is getting right up there w/Eli's ribs and Liez's famous brownies.
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"I can't really handle another five minutes of these two."
She's not so much hurt as she is reveling in the idea of watching him squirm. Not cool.
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