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GH 1/17: I may not make it to the muffin top...

Liez told Poor Patrick that Robin left him because she wanted him to have to suffer alone because she's jellus ...

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GH 1/13: Cassadindra

Wyndermere:  Cassandradine feels like she's being hunted.  Helena fingers her dagger.

Jax is on the phone ...
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OLTL 1/13: Later, Llanview

The last episode begins with narration from Allison Perkins.  She is telling someone that this is the story of Vicki's life, her twin ... << MORE >>

YnR 1/13: Friday the 13th

Gloria and Angelo are going steady, just as Kevin and Angelina find Jeffrey stranded on some random island.  Jeffrey promptly strands Kevin and Angelina on the island and steals their ... << MORE >>

GH 1/12: Cannibal Danger

GH: Olivia counts to ten and walks away from watching Stephen and Memphis kiss.  

Conference room:  Stephen backs away and says this can't happen again. ...
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OLTL 1/12: Fraternity Row

The conceipt of today's show is that there is a soap called Fraternity Row, that has been on for 40 years and that all the citizens of Llanview have been ... << MORE >>

GH 1/11: Pulled Pork

Wyndermere: Dr. Abs brings coffee for Cassandra, who he assumes is still living in the walls.  Mr. Mad and I love the commercial that says "if you hear scratching in ... << MORE >>

GH 1/10: and here's the door, Mrs. Robinson

Corinthaus:  Carly rushes into Sonny's unlocked house and screeches for him.  He comes downstairs, and they fight about their stupid fight about how she lied about Jax.  Kate appears ... << MORE >>

OLTL 1/10: The one where Todd kills all the Thornharts

I didn't watch yesterday, even though I think Viki went to heaven again to hang out with Nan Flanagan.
Clint and Viki survived their respective heart attacks/shootings and hire ...
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GH 1/6: The plot weakens

Ethan and Spinelli both hang around Kelly's hoping to catch a glimpse of Angel II.  They literally run ... << MORE >>